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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Erma Bombeck
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves. – Virginia Satir, The New Peoplemaking, 1988

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Teenagers

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. – Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

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Teenagers

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act. – Barbara Sher

Category:
Leadership

Its weird to say, but every time I look at my daughter and I see this little living breathing thing that came from me, that represents all of the hopes and dreams that I would want for her, I see a miracle. – Josh Gad

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Dreams

Sculpture is the art of the intelligence. – Pablo Picasso

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Art

I love inspirational R&ampB, like Mary J. Blige and Jennifer Hudson. I want to do that. That kind of music stays with you. – Ashthon Jones

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inspirational