Erma Bombeck's Quote - I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

Quote by Erma Bombeck

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. – Author Unknown

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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. – Yiddish Proverb

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He who desires but does not act, breeds pestilence. – William Blake

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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. – Galileo Galilei

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I love to deer hunt and fish and drive down the back roads in my truck. All those things basically equal freedom to me – and not having to return that message or call from my record company or management. At some point, I need to recharge. – Blake Shelton

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The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. – Havelock Ellis

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