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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Nudity
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. – Yiddish Proverb

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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