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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. – Yiddish Proverb

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In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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