Erma Bombeck's Quote - I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

Quote by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

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