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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. – Faye Moskowitz

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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. – Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

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The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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A knowledge of general literature is one of the evidences of an enlightened mind; and to give an apt quotation at a fitting time, proves that the mind is stored with sentential lore that can always be used to great advantage by its possessor. – James Ellis, quoted in Day’s Collacon: An Encyclopædia of Prose Quota

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