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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Women
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Erma Bombeck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Erma Bombeck
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My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. – Faye Moskowitz

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Teenagers

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Teenagers

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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Teenagers

The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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Teenagers

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Getting money is not all a mans business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life. – Samuel Johnson

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Amnesty is as good for those who give it as for those who receive it. It has the admirable quality of bestowing mercy on both sides. – Victor Hugo

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good

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. – Albert Einstein

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If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I find it the lesser chaos. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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