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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Little children, headache; big children, heartache. – Italian Proverb

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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. – Yiddish Proverb

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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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