Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with o

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Little children, headache; big children, heartache. – Italian Proverb

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The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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