Children make your life important. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

Children make your life important. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck