The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar Category: Perspective
Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be? – Author Unknown Category: Perspective
I never ask God to give me anything; I only ask him to put me where things are. – Mexican Proverb Category: Perspective
SNL is a home. Youve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and its a great time. – Adam Sandler Category: Home
My health is the No. 1 concern and my longevity is the No. 1 concern. – Alonzo Mourning Category: Health
We cannot see time directly; we catch glimpses only of its reflections. – Terri Guillemets Category: Time
I always wear the same thing at home. I cant be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about. – Barbra Streisand Category: Home
