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Quotes by

Jack Benny

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Its not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. – Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny