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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Pruden

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Jack Benny
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Exaggeration is to paint a snake and add legs. – Proverb

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Exaggeration

An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper. – Khalil Gibran

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Exaggeration

Some so speak in exaggerations and superlatives that we need to make a large discount from their statements before we can come at their real meaning. – Tryon Edwards

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Exaggeration

Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When you are at the bottom, you find beauty in such little things, and goodness in such little gestures. When I compare any struggle today to ones that I may have had in my childhood, there is nothing that can bring me down. – Natalia Vodianova

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Days of high temperature are almost disposable. Time gets pureed in the swelter of it all. Cold-weather hours drags, days and nights become small epics. I welcome the bleakness! – Henry Rollins, “Empowerment Through Libraries,” November 2013, LAWeekly

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Leadership offers an opportunity to make a difference in someones life, no matter what the project. – Bill Owens

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