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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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Its not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. – Jack Benny

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An element of exaggeration clings to the popular judgment: great vices are made greater, great virtues greater also; interesting incidents are made more interesting, softer legends more soft. – Walter Bagehot

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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. – Author Unknown

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Some so speak in exaggerations and superlatives that we need to make a large discount from their statements before we can come at their real meaning. – Tryon Edwards

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All news is an exaggeration of life. – Daniel Schorr

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