Quote by Jack Benny
I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Pruden

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Other Quotes from
Exaggeration
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Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable. – Hosea Ballou

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Exaggeration

There is no one who does not exaggerate! – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Exaggeration

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. – Walt Disney

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Exaggeration

False eloquence is exaggeration; true eloquence is emphasis. – William Alger

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Exaggeration

Random Quotes

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. – David Hume

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Beauty

You have come into a hard world. I know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Adversity

Im 40 and I just got my first beauty campaign with Clairol Nice and Easy. – Teri Hatcher

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Beauty

Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Beauty