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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Pruden

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Jack Benny
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Exaggeration
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Exaggeration misleads the credulous and offends the perceptive. – Eliza Cook

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Exaggeration

Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable. – Hosea Ballou

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Exaggeration

Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to. – Jonathan Swift

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Exaggeration

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. – Author Unknown

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Exaggeration

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If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement. – Jimmy Carter

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The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, I cant think of anything to give you, but heres a new suitcase. Afterward, I was like, What were you thinking, idiot? – Jensen Ackles

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I hope to God that the inner strength that will vindicate my deeds will in good time spring forth from my own people. I have done as I had to on the prompting of my inner voice. – Kurt Huber

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Men are never really willing to die except for the sake of freedom: therefore they do not believe in dying completely. – Albert Camus

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