Quote by Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Category:
Sports
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
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Other Quotes from
Exaggeration
category

Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? – Alexander Pope

Category:
Exaggeration

What makes us discontented with our condition is the absurdly exaggerated idea we have of the happiness of others. – French Proverb

Category:
Exaggeration

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. – Author Unknown

Category:
Exaggeration

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. – Walt Disney

Category:
Exaggeration

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The poets did well to conjoin music and medicine, because the office of medicine is but to tune the curious harp of mans body. – Francis Bacon

Category:
Poetry

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you dont have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether theyre a movie star. – Victoria Jackson

Category:
Happiness

Well, I think a lot of people just want to be famous. – Dan Fogler

Category:
famous

If you shut the door to all errors, truth will be shut out. – Rabindranath Tagore

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Truth