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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Pruden

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Jack Benny
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
Exaggeration
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Tis a rule of manners to avoid exaggeration. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Exaggeration

Hes the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment. – Ivern Ball

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Exaggeration

Some folks never exaggerate — they just remember big. – Author Unknown

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Exaggeration

Exaggeration misleads the credulous and offends the perceptive. – Eliza Cook

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Exaggeration

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Yeah. Ive been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place. – Ben E. King

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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness. – Victor Hugo

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