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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Pruden

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Jack Benny
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Other Quotes from
Exaggeration
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If you add to the truth, you subtract from it. – The Talmud

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Exaggeration

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Exaggeration

It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead. – Mark Twain

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Exaggeration

Some folks never exaggerate — they just remember big. – Author Unknown

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Exaggeration

Random Quotes

We used to go to Studio 54 – an amazing place. – Jerry Hall

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amazing

Poems reach up like spindrift and the edge of driftwood along the beach, wanting! They derive from a slow and powerful root that we can’t see. Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest, and let the spirits fly in and out. – Rumi, as interpreted by Coleman Barks

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Rumi

Every life has a measure of sorrow, and sometimes this is what awakens us. – Steven Tyler

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Life

I dont believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. Its a mean thing, life. – George Clooney

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Age