Quote by Jack Benny
I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Pruden

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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To exaggerate is to weaken. – Jean François de La Harpe, Melanie, 1770

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Exaggeration

It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead. – Mark Twain

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Exaggeration

To a small man every greater is an exaggeration. – Henry David Thoreau

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Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable. – Hosea Ballou

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Whats really sad is that so many young women between the ages of 16 and 25 are ignorant and they already believe that women get the same pay as men. They dont even really understand that equality hasnt happened with the pay force. – Bell Hooks

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