Quote by Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Exaggeration
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Exaggeration misleads the credulous and offends the perceptive. – Eliza Cook

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Exaggeration

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. – Author Unknown

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Exaggeration

Thought is a process of exaggeration. The refusal to exaggerate is not infrequently an alibi for the disinclination to think or praise. – Eric Hoffer

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Exaggeration

I never exaggerate. I just remember big. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. – Victor Hugo

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My heart burnt within me with indignation and grief; we could think of nothing else. All night long we had only snatches of sleep, waking up perpetually to the sense of a great shock and grief. Every one is feeling the same. I never knew so universal a feeling. – Elizabeth Gaskell

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Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model. – Vincent Van Gogh

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Beware the fury of a patient man. – John Dryden, Absolam and Achitophel, 1680

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