A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Humorous
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Category: Humorous
Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his apprenticeship as a crank. A fanatic is a great leader who is just entering the room. – Heywood Broun Category: Fanaticism
Violent behavior exists in ones psychological makeup much deeper than the level that receives information from television or movies. – Richard King Category: movies
