Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig Category: Humorous
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny Category: Humorous
Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked Category: Humorous
To provide meaningful architecture is not to parody history but to articulate it. – Daniel Libeskind Category: architecture
Im not involved in the politics of religion, but I love what the message is. – Jane Seymour Category: Politics
Now Im an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. – Orson Welles Category: Christmas
