The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Category: Humorous
Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun. – Martin Amis Category: Peace
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle Category: Love
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. – O. Henry Category: thanksgiving