I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard Category: Humorous
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
One irreducible residual of 38 years in the business is the number of lasting, loving friendships I have made. – Carroll OConnor Category: Business
Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood. – Marc Davis Category: car
This is the patent age of new inventions for killing bodies, and for saving souls. All propagated with the best intentions. – Lord Byron Category: Age
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. – Tennessee Williams Category: God
