Quote by Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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Other Quotes from
Camping
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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Camping

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? – Christy Whitehead

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Camping

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping

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God is with you always. Simply turn your face to Him. – Kirpal Singh

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God

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