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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Dave Barry
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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Dave Barry
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Camping
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How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? – Christy Whitehead

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

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To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. – John Burroughs

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