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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? – Christy Whitehead

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Camping

The glories of a mountain campfire are far greater than may be guessed…. One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising and setting of his own sun and the brightness of its shining. – John Muir

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Camping

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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Camping

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping

Random Quotes

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. – Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

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Goals

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. – Richard Lewis

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Hanukkah

Instead of noblemen, let us have noble villages of men. – Henry David Thoreau

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Men

The real killers in the business world arent the ones who aim for the top, its the ones who aim for two notches below the top. – Doug Coupland

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Business