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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Other Quotes from
Camping
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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The glories of a mountain campfire are far greater than may be guessed…. One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising and setting of his own sun and the brightness of its shining. – John Muir

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Camping

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

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Camping

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping

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Freedom is mans capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. – Rollo May

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