Quote by Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. – Raymond Duncan

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Camping

The glories of a mountain campfire are far greater than may be guessed…. One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising and setting of his own sun and the brightness of its shining. – John Muir

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else? – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com

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My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men. – Simon Newcomb

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dad

I never was someone who was at ease with happiness. – Hugh Laurie

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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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