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Quote by Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

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Camping

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. – Raymond Duncan

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Camping

But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: “Home is home, be it never so homely.” – Henry David Thoreau

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Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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Camping

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Id like a male to listen to my music and find it kind of fascinating, what a girl goes through when they get heartbroken or get sad or get hurt by something. – Ellie Goulding

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Home is, I suppose just a childs idea. A house at night, and a lamp in the house. A place to feel safe. – V. S. Naipaul

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Home

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity. – Irving Kristol

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Equality

If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress. – Calvin Coolidge

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Success