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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

Category:
Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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Camping

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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Camping

Random Quotes

There is no sea more dangerous than the ocean of practical politics none in which there is more need of good pilotage and of a single, unfaltering purpose when the waves rise high. – Thomas Huxley

Category:
Politics

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. – Dennis Miller

Category:
Death

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and theyve been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them. – Jessica Cutler

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famous

Man dies of cold, not of darkness. – Miguel de Unamuno

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Death