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Quote by Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of mile

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. – Raymond Duncan

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Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time. – Deborah Chaskin

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A budget tells us what we cant afford, but it doesnt keep us from buying it. – William Feather

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