Quote by Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. – Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.

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You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. – Spanish Proverb

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Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish. – Roderick Haig-Brown, about modern fishing, A River Never Sleeps, 1946

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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. – Author Unknown

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