Quote by Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. – Paul Schullery

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Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls… – Jim Harrison, Just Before Dark, 1991

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…of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. – William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954

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There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. – Washington Irving

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