Quote by Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Fishing
category

You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. – Spanish Proverb

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Fishing

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. – Author Unknown

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Fishing

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. – Author Unknown

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Fishing

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. – Author Unknown

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Fishing

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