Quote by Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing. – Ed Zern, 1947

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All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish. – Harold F. Blaisdell, The Philosophical Fisherman, 1969

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Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. – Author Unknown

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Fishing

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. – Author Unknown

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