Quote by Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Other Quotes from
Fishing
category

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. – Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979

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Fishing

…of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. – William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954

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Fishing

You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. – Spanish Proverb

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Fishing

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. – Zenna Schaffer

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Fishing

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