Quote by Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. – Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.

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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. – Zenna Schaffer

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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. – John Steinbeck

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Fishing is a… discipline in the equality of men – for all men are equal before fish. – Herbert Hoover

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