Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry