Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry