Quote by Dave Barry
I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from pe

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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