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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from pe

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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There is a real danger that computers will develop intelligence and take over. We urgently need to develop direct connections to the brain so that computers can add to human intelligence rather than be in opposition. – Stephen Hawking

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Ive never had Internet access. Actually, I have looked at things on other peoples computers as a bystander. A few times in my life Ive opened email accounts, twice actually, but its something I dont want in my life right now. – Jhumpa Lahiri

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My e-mail address is actually my wifes e-mail address. I actually hate computers. – Joe Sakic

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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. Its like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. – Louis C. K.

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