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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bett

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. – Bette Midler

Other quotes by Bette Midler

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I cant physically entertain any longer. Its what I was born to do, and I love this profession. – Bette Midler

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Hope
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Bette Midler
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Housework

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework

Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark

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Housework

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I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had. – J. K. Rowling

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I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. – Jesse Ventura

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At one point I had to shove as much food in my body as possible to pack on calories. My trainer wanted me to do six meals a day and not go two hours without eating. If I would cheat on eating one day, I could tell – Id drop a few pounds. – Taylor Lautner

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Are you not ashamed of heaping up the greatest amount of money and honour and reputation, and caring so little about wisdom and truth and the greatest improvement of the soul? – Socrates

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