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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt. – Edith Mendel Stern

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter

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Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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