Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck