Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck