Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers
The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. Its a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. – Jonah Hill
I dont set goals. Like, thats what I want to be doing however many years from now. I do what I love to do at the moment. If I wake up tomorrow and decide I want to dance, thats what Id do. Or design clothes. – Ayumi Hamasaki
