Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think t

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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Childbirth was probably easier for most women in early cultures, especially in hunter-gatherer societies, where everyone was accustomed to physical labor and supple and fit from daily activity. – Suzanne Arms

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

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We must understand that childbirth is fundamentally a spiritual, as well as a physical, achievement. The birth of a child is the ultimate perfection of human love. – Grantly Dick-Read

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