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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think t

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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Childbirth provided the drama I craved, the thrill of peeking over the primal edge of creation, the rush of the unexpected. – Peggy Vincent

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A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die. – Attributed to Mary Mason, also Monica Mason and Mary Manson (Anyone know where I

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Natural childbirth has evolved to suit the species, and if mankind chooses to ignore her advice and interfere with her workings we must not complain about the consequences. We have only ourselves to blame. – Margaret Jowitt

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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. – Henry David Thoreau, Walden

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My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older, you realize everything she said was true. – Lenny Kravitz

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A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. – Theodore Roosevelt

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