Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck