Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think t

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

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In giving birth to our babies, we may find that we give birth to new possibilities within ourselves. – Myla and Jon Kabat-Zinn, Everyday Blessings: The Inner Work of Mindful Parenting

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A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die. – Attributed to Mary Mason, also Monica Mason and Mary Manson (Anyone know where I

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Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid. – Arabic Proverb

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