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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think t

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything. – William Macneile Dixon

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The shamans are forever yacking about their snake-oil “miracles.” I prefer the Real McCoy – a pregnant woman. – Robert A. Heinlein

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Giving birth is not a matter of pushing, expelling the baby, but of yielding, surrendering to birth energy. – Marie Reid

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A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die. – Attributed to Mary Mason, also Monica Mason and Mary Manson (Anyone know where I

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