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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think t

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Erma Bombeck
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

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Women today not only possess genetic memory of birth from a thousand generations of women, but they are also assailed from every direction by information and misinformation about birth. – Valerie El Halta

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

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Labor is the closest a woman may ever be to the threshold between life and death while she is still very much alive. – Anne Frye

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