Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think t

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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design
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birth matters. It brings us into being, on many levels. – Ananda Lowe

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The baby bounced gently off the wall of her uterus. She opened her dressing gown and put her hands back on her belly. It moved again, like a dolphin going through the water; that was the way she imagined it. – Roddy Doyle, The Snapper

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Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour. – Ovid

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Pregnancy

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor

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