Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck