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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. – Dale Carnegie

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One thing you cant recycle is wasted time. – Anon.

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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. – Albert Einstein

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners. – Vladimir Lenin

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It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other peoples lives. – Clint Eastwood

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Death is less bitter punishment than deaths delay. – Ovid

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My graduate studies were carried out at the California Institute of Technology. – Kenneth G. Wilson

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