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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Steven Wright
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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Steven Wright
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Other Quotes from
Time
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There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. – Napoleon I, Maxims, 1815

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Time

A schedule defends from chaos and whim. It is a net for catching days. It is a scaffolding on which a worker can stand and labor with both hands at sections of time. – Annie Dillard

Category:
Time

I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

Category:
Time

Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your life. – Alan Lakein

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Time

Random Quotes

If you dont have integrity, you have nothing. You cant buy it. You can have all the money in the world, but if you are not a moral and ethical person, you really have nothing. – Henry Kravis

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Money

The scholar without good breeding is a nitpicker; the philosopher a cynic; the soldier a brute and everyone else disagreeable. – Lord Chesterfield

Category:
Ancestry, Ancestors

While tributes to Americans who had lost their lives in battle had been held in a number of towns across the nation, one of the more well-known stories about the beginnings of Memorial Day is the story about General John Logan. – John Linder

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memorialday

If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. – Dennis Roth

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Brevity