Quote by Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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The morning hour has gold in its mouth. – Proverb

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Sometimes your friends are your lovers, or have been at one time. – Axl Rose

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Time heals what reason cannot. – Seneca

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A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness. – Jean Genet

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