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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. – Frederick Douglass

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If youre climbing the ladder of life, you go rung by rung, one step at a time. Dont look too far up, set your goals high but take one step at a time. Sometimes you dont think youre progressing until you step back and see how high youve really gone. – Donny Osmond

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I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out. – Anne Frank

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I think every entertainers had nights when things go wrong. I mean you cant remember everything all the time, and especially if youre having hard times personally, things going on that you – you know, and then people make it worse. And that makes you feel worse. – Dolly Parton

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I love acting like Im in love. Its a very positive thing. – Amanda Seyfried

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