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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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Other Quotes from
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Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what one feels, and what one achieves. – Jawaharlal Nehru

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Time

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. – John B. Priestly

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Time

Riches and the things that are necessary in life are not evil in themselves. And all of us face cares and troubles in this life. The sin comes in the time and energy we spend in pursuing these things, at the expense of neglecting Christ. – David Wilkerson

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Time

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Time

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This is a moment in history where it is almost hard to catch your breath. – Hillary Clinton

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History

Control your own destiny or someone else will. – Jack Welch

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Owning less is far more beneficial than organizing more. – Joshua Becker, becomingminimalist.com

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Clutter

For me, habit is just a synonym for death. – Juliette Binoche

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Death