Quote by Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. – Viktor E. Frankl

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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