Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright