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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. – Jimi Hendrix

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Theres just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. – Mike Ditka

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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. – John Peers

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There are things that I invented – the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, hes not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff – this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. – Michael Bay

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