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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for integrity in the dictionary. Truthful doesnt really cover it, or genuine. It should be like integritus. – Rashida Jones

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