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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks youre a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you cant drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! – Gabrielle Union

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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. Its not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana

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There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesnt stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. – Angus Young

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Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs. – Brian P. Cleary

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A few can touch the magic string, and noisy fame is proud to win them: Alas for those that never sing, but die with all their music in them! – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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