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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. Its not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana

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Theres a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale

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A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley

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Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own. – Frederick Pollock

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