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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it. – Maggie Stiefvater

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A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley

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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

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When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks youre a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you cant drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! – Gabrielle Union

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