Steven Wright's Quote - My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like theyre looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, dont pretend to be a sports fan. – Jerry Ferrara

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