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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldnt get a second date. – Zachary Levi

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I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teachers pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. – Nicole Anderson

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Theres a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale

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