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Quote by Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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