My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
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