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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. – Robert Southey

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If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldnt be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. – Michael Nutter

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Pet me, touch me, love me, thats what I get when I perform. Thats when Im really getting what I want. – Connie Stevens

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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