Steven Wright's Quote - My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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