My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright