Steven Wright's Quote - My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success. – Wilbur Wright

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I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph

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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

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