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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. – Moliere

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There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: Hello, my name is Fifi and Im a labrador and I think youre great. Paw paw! – Rebecca Hall

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Its true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. – Alexander Theroux

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Everything thats bad for you catches on too quickly in America, because thats the easiest thing to get people to invest in, the pursuits that are easy and destructive, the ones that bring out the least positive aspects of people. – Gil Scott-Heron

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