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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it. – Maggie Stiefvater

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Pet stores just sell their animals. – Booboo Stewart

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Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar. – Joel Hodgson

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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. – Oliver Herford

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