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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? – Alyssa Milano

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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. – Agnes Repplier

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People who keep dogs are cowards who havent got the guts to bite people themselves. – August Strindberg

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash

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On the oak leaf I stand.
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Well never know the worth of water till the well go dry. – Scottish Proverb

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