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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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Ive been lucky. Ive made films that I really like. Its been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. Ive gone after lots of things that I didnt get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, youre lucky if you get anything. – Hope Davis

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Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. – Agnes Repplier

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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

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