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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apart

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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