I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain