Quote by Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain

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It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain

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I live in a crazy time. – Anne Frank

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You cannot run away from weakness you must some time fight it out or perish and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand? – Robert Louis Stevenson

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I must govern the clock, not be governed by it. – Golda Meir

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The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department. – Thomas Sowell

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