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Quote by Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain

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Funerals
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Mark Twain
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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain

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Gambling
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Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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Patriotism
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If you start using a medication in a person with autism, you should see an obvious improvement in behavior in a short period of time. If you do not see an obvious improvement, they probably should not be taking the stuff. It is that simple. – Temple Grandin

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done… you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. – Lil Wayne

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Aging gracefully is supposed to mean trying not to hide time passing and just looking a wreck. Dont worry girls, look like a wreck, thats the way it goes. – Jeanne Moreau

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Where men of judgment creep and feel their way, The positive pronounce without dismay. – William Cowper

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Writing a novel is not merely going on a shopping expedition across the border to an unreal land: it is hours and years spent in the factories, the streets, the cathedrals of the imagination. – Janet Frame

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Popular art is the dream of society it does not examine itself. – Margaret Atwood

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I decided to study special education and fell in love with working with individuals with autism. Thats what I planned to do with my life. – Clay Aiken

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