Steven Wright's Quote - I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said,

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said,

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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