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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said,

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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In liberal logic, if life is unfair then the answer is to turn more tax money over to politicians, to spend in ways that will increase their chances of getting reelected. – Thomas Sowell

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You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? Im making more money. – Billy Joel

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You must spend money to make money. – Plautus

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I never viewed money as being my money I always saw it as the money. Its a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. – Louis C. K.

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I wanted the feel in these books to be like an epic fantasy, with kings, queens, dukes and court politics, but of course like what I was explaining before, about making the science make sense, you have to make the politics make sense, too. – Kevin J. Anderson

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Italy even in the future will not need aid from the European Financial Stability Fund. – Mario Monti

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