Quote by Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said,

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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As long as I can make lots of money in other businesses, Ill continue to subsidize my own work. – Francis Ford Coppola

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Whats my motto when it comes to money? Dont put so much emphasis on it! – Janice Dickinson

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Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver. – Ayn Rand

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My story is the story of countless millions of children whose families and nations were torn apart for money in the name of Jesus Christ. – Sinead OConnor

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The course of the flight up and down was exceedingly erratic, partly due to the irregularity of the air, and partly to lack of experience in handling this machine. The control of the front rudder was difficult on account of its being balanced too near the center. – Orville Wright

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I was never afraid of failure after that because, I think, coming that close to death you get kissed. With the years, the actual experience of course fades, but the flavor of it doesnt. I just had a real sense of what choice do I have but to live fully? – Debra Winger

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The mind is what it thinks. To make it true, think true. – Nisargadatta Maharaj

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