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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said,

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Do what you love and the money will follow. – Marsha Sinetar

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The want of money is the root of all evil. – Samuel Butler

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Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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I definitely spend the most money on shoes, partly because vintage footwear can be a little funky – in a bad way. I like to keep things pretty simple up top and then go weird with the shoes. – Chloe Sevigny

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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. – Joyce Brothers

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Eventually, time takes care of everything. The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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