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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

Category:
Birth Control
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Woody Allen
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

Category:
Love :: Relationships
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Woody Allen
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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funny

Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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funny

Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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funny

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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funny

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After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldnt, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was Gods Son. – Josh McDowell

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On set is where I feel comfortable. The red carpet stuff, talking about the film, explaining your own life, it doesnt come naturally. Its all necessary stuff I suppose but its not my strength. – Naomi Watts

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strength

I feel fortunate. Ive really gotten to work with amazing talented people, and to learn from them, which is why Im doing this. If I can work with the best director Im going to do it. – Armie Hammer

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Im in politics. Im in government, so nothing surprises me. – Andrew Cuomo

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