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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Space
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

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I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

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America is the story of everyday people who did extraordinary things. A story woven deep into the fabric of our society. – Marco Rubio

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. – Author unknown

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In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State drivers license became about much more than a divorced womans learning to drive for the first time. – Suzanne Vega

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