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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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Woody Allen
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Singing
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Woody Allen
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P. J. ORourke

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The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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The work ahead will be hard. These times demand the best of us – all of us, but we can do this. Together, we can do this. We can get this country working again. We can get this economy growing again. We can make the safety net safe again. We can do this. – Paul Ryan

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No person was every rightly understood until they had been first regarded with a certain feeling, not of tolerance, but of sympathy. – Thomas Carlyle

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Seek first to understand and then to be understood. – Stephen Covey

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. Its jolted by every pebble on the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

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