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Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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Woody Allen
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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Woody Allen
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I dont think Im funny. – Liam Neeson

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde

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History is politics projected into the past. – M.N. Pokrovsky

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The Nuclear Security Summit was President Obamas initiative born out of his vision to leave behind a safer, more prosperous world for the future generation. – Lee Myung-bak

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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or the weapons of mass destruction that we have, but the sum total of the education and the character of our people. – Claiborne Pell

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