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Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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