Woody Allen's Quote - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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