My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
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If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen
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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell
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