My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labour, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television. – Lewis Thomas