Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking Can women be funny? People still ask that. Its like asking: Can women breathe in and out? – Julie Walters

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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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funny

Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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funny

I think its always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. – Steve Coogan

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funny

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Law without education is a dead letter. With education the needed law follows without effort and, of course, with power to execute itself indeed, it seems to execute itself. – Rutherford B. Hayes

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