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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book thats funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So theres all kinds of advantages to it. – Al Franken

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Its interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. – Chris Pratt

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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didnt know that funny women existed. It wasnt until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. – Jenny Eclair

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All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

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Shapes that contain no inner components of positive/negative relationships will function better with other shapes of the same nature. – Keith Haring

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Whatever I lack in size and strength and speed, I kind of make up for in being grittier. When it comes to something like basketball Im definitely not the best guy on the court, but I love elbowing and pushing people out or boxing them out. – Steven Yeun

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If a person studies too much and exhausts his reflective powers, he will be confused, and will not be able to apprehend even that which had been within the power of his apprehension. For the powers of the body are all alike in this respect. – Maimonides

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