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Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

Category:
Love
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Woody Allen
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

Category:
Love :: Relationships
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Woody Allen
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

Category:
Punishment
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Woody Allen
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
funny

Its a funny thing – when Im crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! – Emily Giffin

Category:
funny

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

Category:
funny

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The Chinese government wants me to say that for many centuries Tibet has been part of China. Even if I make that statement, many people would just laugh. And my statement will not change past history. History is history. – Dalai Lama

Category:
Change

Stevie Ray Vaughan was very intense. Maybe thats what caught everybodys attention. As a player, he didnt do anything amazing. – Ritchie Blackmore

Category:
amazing

Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybodys power and is not easy. – Aristotle

Category:
Anger

We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces. – Carl Sagan

Category:
power