My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
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I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. Its embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. – Keanu Reeves
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I was born in the 60s and grew up in the 70s – not exactly the best decade for food in British history. It was horrendous. It was a time when, as a nation, we excelled in art and music and acting and photography and fashion – all creative skills… all apart from cooking. – Heston Blumenthal
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The time to read is any time: no apparatus, no appointment of time and place, is necessary. It is the only art which can be practiced at any hour of the day or night, whenever the time and inclination comes, that is your time for reading in joy or sorrow, health or illness. – Holbrook Jackson
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