Woody Allen's Quote - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen

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If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen

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Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen

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Im not a believer in the pratfall. I dont think its funny just to have someone fall down. – Harold Ramis

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