My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen