Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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God
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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me Chick because I looked like Tweety Bird. – Nicky Hilton

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I dont really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric… Im not operating on somebodys brain, you know what I mean? So I just think its all funny. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. Its not very funny, but its sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics. So forgive me. But I am passionate about this country. I am equally passionate about the potential of the people who live here. – Simon Cowell

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