Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Reality
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. – Charisma Carpenter

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Thats what I hate about a lot of comedies, when youre hitting a line or making it funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny

We live in a funny time. If you dont go corporate, you cant compete. Youre relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. – Ethan Hawke

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funny

Its funny how people who aint never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. Its funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, Get up. Whats wrong with you? – Ice Cube

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I’m addicted to this exercise — I never skip a day! – Jessi Lane Adams

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I mean, if a person acts irresponsibly in his own life, he will pay the consequences. And its not so much divine retribution as its built into the law of nature. – Pat Robertson

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Nature

Nobody motivates todays workers. If it doesnt come from within, it doesnt come. Fun helps remove the barriers that allow people to motivate themselves. – Herman Cain

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A woman who is willing to be herself and pursue her own potential runs not so much the risk of loneliness, as the challenge of exposure to more interesting men – and people in general. – Lorraine Hansberry

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