My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen