My one regret in life is that Im not someone else. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that Im not someone else. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen