My one regret in life is that Im not someone else. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that Im not someone else. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen