I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen