Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen

Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen