Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen