Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen
If they can prove that I am wrong by that time, I will give it up to their wisdom, but not after to any ones judgment, till I see the end of another year for the Lord will begin with a new century and I will see what he will do, before I will hearken to any mans judgment. – Joanna Southcott