Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen