Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
Category:
Author
Quote by Woody Allen
Other quotes by Woody Allen
Read Quote
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
Category:
Author
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen
Category:
Author