Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen