Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
Im the only girl on The Food Network who grills – I have two bestselling grilling books. I try to really focus on what men and women can do outside together out on the grill. I think its really fun to have men and women out there together, having fun, working and enjoying themselves. – Sandra Lee