Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen