Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno
I think Ive got my business notions and my sense for that sort of thing from my dad. My dad never had a chance to go to school. He couldnt read and write. But he was so smart. He was just one of those people that could just make the most of anything and everything that he had to work with. – Dolly Parton