Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. – Jay Leno