Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno
I strongly believe that missionaries make better products. They care more. For a missionary, its not just about the business. There has to be a business, and the business has to make sense, but thats not why you do it. You do it because you have something meaningful that motivates you. – Jeff Bezos