Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno