Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno