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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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Business
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Jay Leno
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

Category:
Home
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Jay Leno
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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Jay Leno
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. – Peter De Vries

Category:
Food

When fast food is not a treat but a dietary staple, the children surf the internet all day in dark corners of the room and are bombarded with latest gadgets. Things replace parental standards. – Diane Abbott

Category:
Food

Lets keep the chemists over here and the food over here, thats my feeling. What do I know? But that is a big aspect of fast food is their ability to artificially taint the colors and the smells and stuff to stimulate appetite. – Greg Kinnear

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Food

Sevens a banquet nine a brawl. – Proverb

Category:
Food

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Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness. – John Sterling

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The U.N. bureaucracy has grown to elephantine proportions. Now that the Cold War is over, we are asking that elephant to do gymnastics. – Madeleine Albright

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Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. – Charles Baudelaire

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work

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. – P. G. Wodehouse

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