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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Home
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Jay Leno
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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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Men
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

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War
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Other Quotes from
Food
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because Im not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra

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Food

You know, if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough, I would be convinced were in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that weve got to do something about the unemployed. – Ronald Reagan

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Food

As long as theres pasta and Chinese food in the world, Im okay. – Michael Chang

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Food

I did skit comedy online for many years, beginning around 2001. Around 2006 I started watching a lot of food television and got re-interested in food. I come from a very food-obsessed family. But I also wanted to do my own thing, which was the comedy. – Nadia Giosia

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Food

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For love would be love of the wrong thing there is yet faith, But the faith and the love and the hope are all in the waiting. – T. S. Eliot

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Faith

I dont know if Im built for marriage. – Jamie Foxx

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Marriage

Life and death are important. Dont suffer them in vain. – Bodhidharma

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Death

One goes through school, college, medical school and ones internship learning little or nothing about goodness but a good deal about success. – Ashley Montagu

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Learning