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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Drive Safely
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Jay Leno
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Home
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Jay Leno
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Other Quotes from
Food
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The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about. – Damon Wayans

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Food

After all the fertile land in the immediate neighbourhood of the first settlers were cultivated, if capital and population increased, more food would be required, and it could only be procured from land not so advantageously situated. – David Ricardo

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Food

I got into shape because I took kick-boxing lessons every day to prepare for a fight scene with Taylor Lautner. I really wanted to lie down and eat Chinese food, but I kick-boxed every morning and ran. If someone was filming you with your kit off, youd do the same thing. – Jason Isaacs

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Food

No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there. – Kathy Griffin

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Food

Random Quotes

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. – Seneca

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Sweetest Day

The virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within ones own family. – Tiger Woods

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Family

Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love? – Fulton J. Sheen

Category:
inspirational

Italy has piled up huge public debt because the successive governments were too close to the life of ordinary citizens, too willing to please the requests of everybody, thereby acting against the interests of future generations. – Mario Monti

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Future