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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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Jay Leno
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno

Category:
Men
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Jay Leno
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Home
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Jay Leno
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Other Quotes from
Food
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I have an enormous fondness for delicious food. Its very comforting. – Teri Garr

Category:
Food

We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry season or spring onions during spring onion season. For us, food was part of the fabric of our day. – Mario Batali

Category:
Food

Beware the hobby that eats. – Benjamin Franklin

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Food

He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating oysters. – JamesI

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Food

Random Quotes

The keys to patience are acceptance and faith. Accept things as they are, and look realistically at the world around you. Have faith in yourself and in the direction you have chosen. – Ralph Marston

Category:
Faith

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. – John Wesley

Category:
Miscellaneous

Family involvement is a valuable thing and playing together actively can be the 90s version of it. Instead of just watching, you can do it together… something we dont spend enough time on. We can motivate and excite each other about fitness. – Alan Thicke

Category:
Family

I was intelligent enough to make up my own mind. I not only had freedom of choice, I had freedom of expression. – Amy Tan

Category:
Freedom