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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno

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Hope
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Jay Leno
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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Business
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Jay Leno
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Drive Safely
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body. – Pat Buchanan

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Food

When service members are discharged, we should express our gratitude for their profound personal sacrifice, not hand them a bill for their hospital food. – Barbara Boxer

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Food

I got into shape because I took kick-boxing lessons every day to prepare for a fight scene with Taylor Lautner. I really wanted to lie down and eat Chinese food, but I kick-boxed every morning and ran. If someone was filming you with your kit off, youd do the same thing. – Jason Isaacs

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Food

Whatever Im doing, Im in that moment and Im doing it. The rest of the worlds lost. If Im cooking some food or making soup, I want it to be lovely. If not, whats the point of doing it? – Sade Adu

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Food

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Brevity is the best recommendation of speech, whether in a senator or an orator. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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best

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. – Mikhail Bakunin

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The perfect joys of heaven do not satisfy the cravings of nature. – William Hazlitt

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Nature

Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies. – Jon Anderson, “Epidermal Dalis,” Chicago Tribune, 6 October 1994

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Tattoos