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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno

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Men
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Jay Leno
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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

Category:
Men
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Jay Leno
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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Business
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Food
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The term serious actor is kind of an oxymoron, isnt it? Like Republican party or airplane food. – Johnny Depp

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Food

My three addictions of choice are food, love and work. – Alanis Morissette

Category:
Food

This president has said this has to be a priority for our nation, protecting our food supply from terrorist acts, so he continues to provide the funding that is necessary. – Mike Johanns

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Food

Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal. – Sandra Lee

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Food

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To me, nothing in the art world is neutral. The idea of disinterest strikes me as boring, dishonest, dubious, and uninteresting. – Jerry Saltz

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It is with nations as it is with individuals. A book of history is a book of sermons. – Arthur Conan Doyle, Micah Clarke

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I think every student needs access to technology, and I think technology can be a hugely important vehicle to help level the playing field. – Arne Duncan

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