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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

Category:
Business
Author
Jay Leno
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

Category:
War
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Jay Leno
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Other Quotes from
Food
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Im always trying to find brain food and indulge in knowledge thats gonna be useful. – Big Boi

Category:
Food

Taste is developed by the diversity of the products one can sample. I think our children today may be missing an education about food. We must teach them to know their cuisine and to know the equilibrium of nourishment. That is very important for health. – Joel Robuchon

Category:
Food

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. – Sophia Loren

Category:
Food

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success… such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything. – Nikola Tesla

Category:
Food

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Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. – Albert Einstein

Category:
Martin Luther King Day

If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. – Chinese Proverb

Category:
Fate & Destiny

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You cant have too many friends because then youre just not really friends. – Truman Capote

Category:
Friendship

God the Father and God the Son cannot be everywhere present indeed they cannot be even in two places at the same instant: but God the Holy Spirit is omnipresent – it extends through all space, with all other matter. – Orson Pratt

Category:
God