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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Drive Safely
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Jay Leno
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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Jay Leno
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Home
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Food is not your best friend or enemy. – Bethenny Frankel

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Food

Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach. – Ivan Pavlov

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Food

I dont feel any pressure to lose weight – and in any case, if I didnt have my food Id be a nasty piece of work and wouldnt be able to function. – Cat Deeley

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Food

Im working harder than ever now, and Im putting on my pants the same as I always have. I just get up every day and try to do a little better than the day before, and that is to run a great restaurant with great food, great wine, and great service. Thats my philosophy. – Emeril Lagasse

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Food

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. – Desiderius Erasmus

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