Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno