Quote by Rita Rudner
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some intros

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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Age
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Humor
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Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

Category:
Humor

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say its a sense of humor. If youve got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. – Phil Keoghan

Category:
Humor

Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman

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Humor

Jesting is often only indigence of intellect. – Jean De La Bruyere

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Humor

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