Quote by Rita Rudner
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some intros

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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If a dog doesnt put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesnt happen you are only keeping an animal. – Enid Bagnold

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Humor

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Humor

I have a dark sense of humor. – Olivia Munn

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I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. – Peter Segal

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Humor

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A dream which is not interpreted is like a letter which is not read. – The Talmud

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