Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen