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Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Sex is a part of love. You shouldnt go around doing it unless you are in love. – Bettie Page

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In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man, rather than the applause of thousands of people. – Judy Garland

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Dont do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts. – Henry Rollins

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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. – Judy Garland

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