Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner