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Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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Black Friday Shopping
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Dogs
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Love
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Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses. – Lao Tzu

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You dont want to love – your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You arent positive, youre negative. You absorb, absorb, as if you must fill yourself up with love, because youve got a shortage somewhere. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Love

Love is a better teacher than duty. – Albert Einstein

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My heart quotes your love for me, not in words but in heartbeats. – Terri Guillemets

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Truth, like light, blinds. Falsehood, on the contrary, is a beautiful twilight that enhances every object. – Albert Camus

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Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. – Carl Sandburg

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Some people think that prayer just means asking for things, and if they fail to receive exactly what they asked for, they think the whole thing is a fraud. – Gerald Vann

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A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life. – Ali Smith

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smile