Rita Rudner's Quote - Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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