Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Dogs
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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Love
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Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. – Andy Warhol

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Blue eyes say, Love me or I die; black eyes say, Love me or I kill thee. – Proverb

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Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war love is a growing up. – James A. Baldwin

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Love

True love doesnt come to you it has to be inside you. – Julia Roberts

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