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Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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Speak low, if you speak love. – William Shakespeare

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back theyre yours if they dont they never were. – Richard Bach

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True love is quiescent, except in the nascent moments of true humility. – Bryant H. McGill

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You have to design and program differently. Combat action in an MMO is so different to combat in a first-person shooter. – John Romero

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The pleasure of nostalgia is never without its companion, loneliness. – Isuna Hasekura

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