Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner