Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner