Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Dogs
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. – Albert Camus

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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. – Henry Louis Mencken

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash

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