Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing. – Charlie Sheen

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Passion spins around love and I am dizzy around you always. – Terri Guillemets

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Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. – Paul-Jean Toulet

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Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. – William Shakespeare, “Sonnet CXVI”

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