Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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Other Quotes from
Love
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A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it. – Frank A. Clark

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Love

You can never control who you fall in love with, even when youre in the most sad, confused time of your life. You dont fall in love with people because theyre fun. It just happens. – Kirsten Dunst

Category:
Love

Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver. – Barbara de Angelis

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Love

All love is vanquished by a succeeding love. – Ovid

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Love

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Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. – Joan Almon

Category:
Children

Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybodys power and is not easy. – Aristotle

Category:
Anger

A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past. – Eric Hoffer

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Future

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

Category:
Humor