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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Theyre right to think that about me, because Im the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that. – Angelina Jolie

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