Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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So long as we love, we serve so long as we are loved by others, I should say that we are almost indispensable and no man is useless while he has a friend. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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We can only learn to love by loving. – Iris Murdoch

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Love

In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. – Terri Guillemets

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But loves a malady without a cure. – John Dryden

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