Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Love
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Intense love does not measure, it just gives. – Mother Teresa

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Love

To witness two lovers is a spectacle for the gods. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Love

Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. – Japanese Proverb

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Love

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. – H. L. Mencken

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. – Jean Giraudoux

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I love getting dressed up. Being a pop star is the most brilliant job for that. A lot of girls love shopping, but they might see the most amazing outfit and think, When am I going to wear that?, so its my duty to exploit the fact I do have events I can wear these things to. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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This whole beauty thing is something Ive never comprehended. – Pam Grier

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