Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Medical
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Love
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We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Love

The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods. – Theodor Reik, Of Love and Lust, 1957

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Love

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. – Buddha

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Love

Love is a hole in the heart. – Ben Hecht

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