Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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There is no limit to the power of loving. – John Morton

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. – A. A. Milne

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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those whove had luck with it and those who havent. – Bill Cosby

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Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives. – Bertrand Russell

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