Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner