Quote by Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Those whom the gods love grow young. – Oscar Wilde

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I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion – I have shuddered at it. I shudder no more – I could be martyred for my religion – Love is my religion – I could die for that. – John Keats

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Life only starts when love comes. – From the movie Bill of Divorcement, 1932

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Who loves, raves. – Lord Byron

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