It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb Category: Sex
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader Category: Sex
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965 Category: Sex
Nothing that is worth doing can be achieved in a lifetime therefore we must be saved by hope. – Reinhold Niebuhr Category: Hope
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. – Abraham Lincoln Category: Happiness
