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Quote by George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
Author
George Carlin
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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Category:
Perception
Author
George Carlin
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W. Clement Stone

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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Whats funny is my husband doesnt have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. – Ashley Scott

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The best security for civilization is the dwelling, and upon properly appointed and becoming dwellings depends, more than anything else, the improvement of mankind. – Benjamin Disraeli

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The President has paid dear for his White House. It has commonly cost him all his peace, and the best of his manly attributes. To preserve for a short time so conspicuous an appearance before the world, he is content to eat dust before the real masters who stand erect behind the throne. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. – Bil Keane

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It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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