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Quote by George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Money
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George Carlin
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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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George Carlin
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem

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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth. – Tina Yothers

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. – Victor Hugo

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Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

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But what we can do, as flawed as we are, is still see God in other people, and do our best to help them find their own grace. Thats what I strive to do, thats what I pray to do every day. – Barack Obama

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Every scowling face also contains the shapes of engaging smiles, just waiting to be released. – Dr.SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

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The demise of Google Reader, if logical, is a reminder of how far weve come from the cuddly old Im Feeling Lucky Google days, in which there was a foreseeably-astonishing delight in the way Googles evolving design tricks anticipated what users would like. – James Fallows

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Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color, but the candle is always there. – Mohammed Naguib

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