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Quote by George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

Category:
Freedom
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George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

Category:
work
Author
George Carlin
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I think I would say The Kings Speech is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented theres more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending. – Tom Hooper

Category:
funny

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny

I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

Category:
funny

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls its funny. – Shahrukh Khan

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Id like to make really important movies, like American Beauty. I was really proud to be a part of that movie. – Allison Janney

Category:
Beauty

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. – Henri Bergson

Category:
Change

Human knowledge has been changing from the word go and people in certain respects behave more rationally than they did when they didnt have it. They spend less time doing rain dances and more time seeding clouds. – Herbert Simon

Category:
Knowledge

For voters what matters is what government actually delivers for them. – Theresa May

Category:
Government