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Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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alone
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George Carlin
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

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funny

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

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funny

You cant make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. – Colin Quinn

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funny

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. – Seth Rogen

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funny

Random Quotes

If youre giving love and not receiving it, youre not in the right relationship. If youre receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person. – Patti Stanger

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relationship

I didnt want to play a lawyer. I didnt want to play a doctor. I didnt want to play a single dad. I wanted to do something I felt I could learn from, something that would be a challenge and something that would not dry up. – William Petersen

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dad

I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby

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Failure

The reason is that they define how I have gone about my business. I have trusted to intuition. I did it at the beginning. I do it even now. I have no idea how things might turn out, where in my writing I might go next. – V. S. Naipaul

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Business