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Quote by George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. – Joey Lauren Adams

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The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. Thats happened a lot. Or theyre often purely victims. – Ezra Miller

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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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Im thinking to myself, I just love doing the art, it takes me a morning to do. – Eddie Campbell

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. – Oren Arnold

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Any experience can be transformed into something of value. – Vash Young

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