George Carlin's Quote - Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin

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And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I dont look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. – Candace Bushnell

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Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Conformity, humility, acceptance… with these coins we are to pay our fares to paradise. – Robert Lindner

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Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers. – Author Unknown

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