Quote by George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Category:
Civilization
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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Category:
Perception
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

Category:
funny

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx

Category:
funny

When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

Category:
funny

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright

Category:
funny

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Category:
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I give away something up to $500 million a year throughout the world promoting Open Society. My foundations support people in the country who care about an open society. Its their work that Im supporting. So its not me doing it. – George Soros

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Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. – Author Unknown

Category:
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There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics. – Josefina Vazquez Mota

Category:
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