George Carlin's Quote - Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Author Unknown

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One lesson that every nation can learn from China is to focus more on creating village-level enterprises, quality health services and educational facilities. – Abdul Kalam

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If sensuality were happiness, beasts were happier than men; but human felicity is lodged in the soul, not in the flesh. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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Private religious speech cant be discriminated against. It has to be treated equally with secular speech. – Samuel Alito

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