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Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny
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George Carlin
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Category:
Civilization
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George Carlin
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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good
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George Carlin
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But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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Its funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you. – Guy Pearce

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funny

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

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Random Quotes

You cannot be politically correct in a war. – Rupert Everett

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I do believe that movies are subject to a million interpretations. – Oliver Stone

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movies

And to this day I wish I had lingered a week or so…. But we stupid mortals, or most of us, are always in haste to reach somewhere else, forgetting that the zest is in the journey and not in the destination. – Ralph D. Paine, Roads of Adventure

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Clinton and Obama practice this politics known quaintly as the Richard Speck strategy: if you cannot take on everyone in the room at once, take them out of the room one at a time. – Grover Norquist

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Politics