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Quote by George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Money
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George Carlin
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Other Quotes from
funny
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if youre funny you will get over all of that. – Wanda Sykes

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funny

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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funny

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

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funny

Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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funny

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I think thats become passe, but if you can surround yourself with a kind of monument to yourself and your family – a statement – and you can afford it, then thats a noble project. – Sylvester Stallone

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Family

Socialism is the religion people get when they lose their religion. – Richard John Neuhaus

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Religion

I like being a woman, even in a mans world. After all, men cant wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. – Whitney Houston

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Men

The intelligence of few perceives what has been carefully hidden in the recesses of the mind. – Phaedrus

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Intelligence