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Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Im never afraid to try something if I think its funny. And I know Ill regret it if I dont. – Seann William Scott

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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I think if actors dont think of themselves as funny in real life they think they cant do comedy. – Ben Barnes

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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison

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In the 80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didnt, people would soon forget about me. – Al Yankovic

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At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords were all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it. – Peter Ustinov

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But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door. It desires to have you, but you must master it. Genesis 4:7 – Bible

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