Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller
Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller
Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller
Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller
Few minds are sunlike, sources of light in themselves and to others: many more are moons that shine with a borrowed radiance. One may easily distinguish the two: the former are always full; the latter only now and then, when their suns are shining full upon them. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers