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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas

Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys, I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal. We do both Hanukkah and Christmas, so it is a costly, though extremely pleasing proposition. – Fred Melamed

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Christmas

It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gave me a tennis racquet for Christmas, tennis is a lifelong sport that can be enjoyed by people of almost any age. Its also something you never forget once you learn. – Samantha Stosur

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Christmas

Chum was a British boys weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children. – A. E. van Vogt

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Christmas

Random Quotes

I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree. – Joyce Kilmer

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Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone? – Sextus Propertius

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alone

Getting the government to put money into social programs run by religious institutions is a practice that started during the Clinton years, when Bill Clinton advocated the AmeriCorps program. – Tony Campolo

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Government

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. – Arnold Bennett

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