Dennis Miller's Quote - Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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