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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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It is the most human and kindly of seasons, as fully penetrated and irradiated with the feeling of human brotherhood, which is the essential spirit of Christianity, as the month of June with sunshine and the balmy breath of roses. – George William Curtis

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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. – Peg Bracken

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I put the copy of A Christmas Carol that my grandfather had first read to me 60 years ago on my desk, and I began to write. The result, for better or for worse, is the Christmas Spirits. I plan to read it to my grandson. – Whitley Strieber

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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N. Barnard

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I love being a dad. Id have more kids if I could. Id take a couple more, one or two more before I croak. – Richie Sambora

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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The Panorama is also the last place anywhere in New York where the World Trade Center still stands, whole, as it stood in the early morning of September 11. I can also see the corner where I saw the first tower fall and howled out loud. Seeing the buildings again here is uplifting, healing. – Jerry Saltz

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The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. Ive had sex in trains, planes, wine bars… and quite a few car parks! – Robbie Williams

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