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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. – W.T. Ellis

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For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind. – Loring A. Schuler

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Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends. – Margaret Thatcher

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. – Burton Hillis

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