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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Dennis Miller
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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Other Quotes from
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But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. – Trishelle Cannatella

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Christmas

Fantastic! Right in the middle of that long stretch between Christmas and Spring Break, your coats are getting dirty, everythings dark, dingy – what a great time for a movie! – John Hughes

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Christmas

I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybodys presents – everybodys – so by the time the rest of us got up, all the gifts were shredded, ribbons off, torn open and thrown aside. – Tommy Hilfiger

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I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas. – Frank Butler

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Christmas

Random Quotes

There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration. – Lewis Carroll

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We are not at peace with others because we are not at peace with ourselves, and we are not at peace with ourselves because we are not at peace with God. – Thomas Merton

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Im about as big a star as the Bahai faith has got, which is pretty pathetic. – Rainn Wilson

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Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time. – Elbert Hubbard

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