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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Business
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Dennis Miller
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Dennis Miller
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Christmas

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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Christmas

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. – Clement Clarke Moore

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Christmas

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If life has those moments — ecstasies of health, youth and peace… — treasure them. – Byron Caldwell Smith, letter to Kate Stephens

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I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think they are both pumping gas now. – Grant Show

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I dont really care about money. I find money boring and accounting boring, so Im probably not going to ever make a lot of money. – Juliana Hatfield

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I am co-writing a screenplay now and Im working on the rights to another story I want to do. So I plan to produce and direct. So, for me, I dont really feel that I am vulnerable to that sad baggage that comes with the business of filmmaking. – Kerry Washington

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sad