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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Every singer eventually gets around to a Christmas disc. – Renee Fleming

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If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. Its something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love. – Robbie Fowler

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There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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Its surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends. – Christopher Hitchens

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It takes an extraordinary intelligence to contemplate the obvious. – Alfred North Whitehead

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Excessive reservations and paralyzing despondency have not helped the sciences to advance nor are they helping them to advance, but a healthy optimism that cheerfully searches for new ways to understand, as it is convinced that it will be possible to find them. – Alois Alzheimer

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As long as I love Beauty I am young. – W. H. Davies

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There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. – Graham Greene, The Power and the Glory (Thanks, Harold)

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