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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Theres something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. – Kristen Wiig

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Expectancy is the atmosphere for miracles. – Edwin Louis Cole

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I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean – whats that? Whats it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day. – Monica Seles

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One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. – Mo Rocca

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If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job and try to do the best you can, the money will come. – Lawrence Welk

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