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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Dennis Miller
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Business
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Christmas
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Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. – Frances Wright

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Christmas

If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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Christmas

I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the 70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with Christmas Rap. – Kurtis Blow

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Christmas

I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season. – Ashley Tisdale

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Christmas

Random Quotes

My whole heart for my whole life. – French saying used on poesy rings

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Commitment Ceremony

In fact, in many ways my mother was quite hippy-dippy, serving macrobiotic food and reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. – Kristin Scott Thomas

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Art

My grandfathers family used to own a pasta factory in Naples and they would go door-to-door selling their pasta. So his love of food came from his parents, which was then passed down to my mother and then again to me. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Family

My older brother Mike is an excellent trumpet player. By the time he was 12, he was playing around Kansas City in classical situations. He was already an amazing talent. – Pat Metheny

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amazing