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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check. – Mahalia Jackson

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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. – Roy L. Smith

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It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. – Charles Dickens

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