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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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In the spring of 1994 I decided not to seek reelection to the Senate. I had made the decision 12 years earlier, Christmas Day of 1982, just after I had been first elected to a full term, that I would do the best I could for a limited time. – George J. Mitchell

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Im bad on Valentines Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine oclock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. Im in ToysRUs all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing. – Jamie Foxx

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I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas. – Frank Butler

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This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. – Taylor Caldwell

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Random Quotes

Ive learned to trust myself, to listen to truth, to not be afraid of it and to not try and hide it. – Sarah McLachlan

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I think that the Cold War was an exceptional and unnecessary piece of cruelty. – Jane Smiley

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Everyone focuses on the earthly state, but how cool might death be? I believe in spiritual rebirth, and I cant wait to experience that. – Barry Zito

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Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute, and yet is relative in that it somehow always goes beyond itself and yet never escapes itself. – T. S. Eliot

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