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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. – Lucinda Franks

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Christmas

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing. – Enid Nemy

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Christmas

I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards. – Suzy Bogguss

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Christmas

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. – Charles Dickens

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Christmas

Random Quotes

Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life! – Albert Einstein

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Family

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. – Joseph Stalin

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Politics

Theres a side to this industry that nurtures divas who cant write. Its a big business. – Tori Amos

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Business

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Excuses