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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N. Barnard

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Christmas

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home. – W.J. Ronald Tucker

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Christmas

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm

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Christmas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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Random Quotes

Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while youre at it. – Horace Greeley

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Journalism

Having a studio tell you when to jump and how high eight months of the year for six years is not a relationship I want to get into again. – Matthew Fox

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relationship

There used to be this feeling under Eisenhower and Kennedy and Roosevelt and Truman that government was a solution. Trust in the presidency fell precipitously under Johnson – real lows. And its never come back. Its a trend that, if youre liberal, is really discouraging. – Robert Caro

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Trust

Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. – Francis Beaumont

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Love