Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? – H. L. Mencken Category: funny
The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders Category: funny
For some reason and I dont know why, but I dont think that Im funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. – Kevin James Category: funny
I do not want to foresee the future. I am concerned with taking care of the present. God has given me no control over the moment following. – Mahatma Gandhi Category: Future
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. – Robert Frost Category: Home
There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship, and I thought that was the most important thing. – Kim Kardashian Category: relationship
