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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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