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Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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When love is at its best, one loves so much that he cannot forget. – Helen Hunt Jackson

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Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest. – Henry Van Dyke

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You must be worthy of the best, but not more worthy than the rest. – Denis Waitley

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I just always expect the best because Im a competitor and if Im competing, then obviously Im trying to be better in everything. – Lil Wayne

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That last day does not bring extinction to us, but change of place. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Evolution seems to close the heart to some of the plainest spiritual truths while it opens the mind to the wildest guesses advanced in the name of science. – William Jennings Bryan

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I have no fear of making changes, destroying the image, etc., because the painting has a life of its own. – Jackson Pollock

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