Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Growing old is not a gradual decline, but a series of drops, full of sorrow, from one ledge to another below it. But when we pick ourselves up we find our bones are, after all, not broken; while level enough and not unpleasing is the new terrace which lies unexplored before us. – Logan Pearsall Smith, “Age and Death,” Afterthoughts, 1931