Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. – Eddie Vedder

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No matter the nationality, no matter the religion, no matter the ethnic background, America brings out the best in people. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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In writing and politicking, its best not to think about it, just do it. – Gore Vidal

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