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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows. – Buddha

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The best of us must sometimes eat our words. – J. K. Rowling

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These things bring you to reality as to how fragile you are at the same moment you are doing something that nobody else is able to do. The same moment that you are seen as the best, the fastest and somebody that cannot be touched, you are enormously fragile. – Ayrton Senna

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If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you dont, youre as dumb as he is. – Arnold Rothstein

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Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly. – George Raft

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The subject of Finnish poetry ought to have a special interest for the Japanese student, if only for the reason that Finnish poetry comes more closely in many respects to Japanese poetry than any other form of Western poetry. – Lafcadio Hearn

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America is a land where men govern, but women rule. – John Mason Brown

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The ingestion of brain-altering chemicals – legal or illegal – cannot be categorized as good stewardship of our earthly lives. – Salvatore J. Cordileone

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