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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. – William Osler

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To be free from evil thoughts is Gods best gift. – Aeschylus

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Life is an unfoldment, and the further we travel the more truth we can comprehend. To understand the things that are at our door is the best preparation for understanding those that lie beyond. – Hypatia

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My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. – Eric Cantona

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The sun shines different ways in summer and winter. We shine different ways in the seasons of our lives. – Terri Guillemets

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There are laws for peace as well as war. – Titus Livius

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