Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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