Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx
It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx
As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesnt work for me. Id just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. – Daniel Radcliffe