Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us. – Samuel Butler

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Hope is the best possession. None are completely wretched but those who are without hope. Few are reduced so low as that. – William Hazlitt

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Happiness and virtue rest upon each other the best are not only the happiest, but the happiest are usually the best. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

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Time is generally the best doctor. – Ovid

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