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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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