Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
You know, you grow up with the image of John Travolta being super cool – Saturday Night Fever, Brian De Palma, handsome young god… he, in reality, is a very silly man. And I mean that in a good way. Hell walk around the set talking in little weird voices, making people laugh. – Eric Stoltz