Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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A mans friendships are one of the best measures of his worth. – Charles Darwin

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The best books… are those that tell you what you know already. – George Orwell

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The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. – Abraham Lincoln

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What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all. – Benjamin Spock

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