Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx