Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog it

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain

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And I believe that the best learning process of any kind of craft is just to look at the work of others. – Wole Soyinka

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We should often blush for our very best actions, if the world did but see all the motives upon which they were done. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Heres what I tell anybody and this is what I believe. The greatest gift we have is the gift of life. We understand that. That comes from our Creator. Were given a body. Now you may not like it, but you can maximize that body the best it can be maximized. – Mike Ditka

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It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. – John Steinbeck

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How many merits one sees in those one likes! how many faults in those one dislikes! Yet people fancy they see with their eyes. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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There has not been a war in South America for fifty years, and I have every confidence that the countries of Central and South America are deeply in earnest in the maintenance of peace. – Frank B. Kellogg

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Together, often by unanimous vote, the council has worked quickly to get positive results. – Laura Miller

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