Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx
Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx