Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx
Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx