Quote by Groucho Marx
Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its

Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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A conversation is a dialogue, not a monologue. Thats why there are so few good conversations: due to scarcity, two intelligent talkers seldom meet. – Truman Capote

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Ive learnt that through life you just get on with it. Youre going to meet a lot of dishonest people along the line and you say good luck to them. I hope they live in comfort. Then I start sticking more pins in their effigies. – Roger Moore

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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. – George Bernard Shaw

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Ive had extraordinary good luck with my health, other than a broken elbow. – Hillary Clinton

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Fitness is a curve. You can be Lance Armstrong, or you can be really out of shape at the opposite end. People enter the curve wherever they are and then they can move up the curve, by better nutrition and better exercise. – Gordon Strachan

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Unlike scientism, science in the true sense of the word is open to unbiased investigation of any existing phenomena. – Stanislav Grof

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Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. – André Gide

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