Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx