Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx