Groucho Marx's Quote - I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Grouch

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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