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Quote by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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