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Quote by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I did get to keep the wedding dresses from Runaway Bride. Theyre all boxed up in my garage. Ive never opened them. Itll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends. – Julia Roberts

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I love auditioning. Since The Notebook and Wedding Crashers, I dont have to audition anymore, and I miss it. You get to show your interpretation of the character. I get nervous when I dont audition. What if they hate what I want to do? – Rachel McAdams

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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. – Margot Asquith

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I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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When youre a chef, you graze. You never get a chance to sit down and eat. They dont actually sit down and eat before you cook. So when I finish work, the first thing Ill do, and especially when Im in New York, Ill go for a run. And Ill run 10 or 15k on my – and I run to gain my appetite. – Gordon Ramsay

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The best way to keep good acts in memory is to refresh them with new. – Cato The Elder

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