Quote by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Books
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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best
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wedding
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It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense. – Jon Secada

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wedding

Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her. – King Edward VIII

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wedding

My wedding was at home, so I didnt really want to wear a veil in my house. Instead I wore a lot of diamond hair clips. They were brooches, actually, designed by Lorraine Schwartz. – Georgina Chapman

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wedding

Well the wedding in the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury was a fairy tale and there was a huge public impress, investment of goodwill, affection and indeed money in this Institution. It was a huge success at the time. – Anthony Holden

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wedding

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I just put my feet in the air and move them around. – Fred Astaire

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No man suffers injustice without learning, vaguely but surely, what justice is. – Isaac Rosenfeld

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There are 435 members of Congress. Theres one Morning Joe show. Hopefully, we can keep hammering the argument that you can disagree with other people and have debates but remain civil. – Joe Scarborough

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Whatever you may think of the proposed mosque and community center, lost in the heat of the debate has been a basic question: Should government attempt to deny private citizens the right to build a house of worship on private property based on their particular religion? – Michael Bloomberg

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