Groucho Marx's Quote - I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Grouch

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

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When I was in high school, there was Superbad and The Girl Next Door and Wedding Crashers and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something thats smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like Superbad. That movie was so good and so funny. – Miles Teller

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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. – Joseph Addison

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