Quote by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. – Margot Asquith

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I love auditioning. Since The Notebook and Wedding Crashers, I dont have to audition anymore, and I miss it. You get to show your interpretation of the character. I get nervous when I dont audition. What if they hate what I want to do? – Rachel McAdams

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I want the big drama. I always said I dont want a wedding I want a parade. – Star Jones

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Well the wedding in the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury was a fairy tale and there was a huge public impress, investment of goodwill, affection and indeed money in this Institution. It was a huge success at the time. – Anthony Holden

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