Groucho Marx's Quote - I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Grouch

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. – Ethel Merman

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That to me was the most poignant part of Dianas wedding as she was walking up the aisle and her eyes were going left to right, looking at people and smiling in the way that Diana did – and that diamond tiara glittering like mad. It was great. – Bruce Oldfield

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I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think thats going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak. – James Brolin

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I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. Its not about a production number, its about a meaningful moment between two people thats witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about. – Jane Seymour

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The longer a man lives in this world the more he must be convinced that all domestic quarrels had better never be obtruded on the public; for, let the husband be right, or let him be wrong, there is always a sympathy existing for women which is certain to give the man the worst of it. – Benjamin Haydon

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Happiness is ideal, it is the work of the imagination. – Marquis de Sade

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The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen. – Lemony Snicket, The Vile Village, 2001

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