Groucho Marx's Quote - I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Grouch

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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A mans got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. – John Mayer

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Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays… We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more? – Ryan Giggs

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My family is almost exactly like the one in Monsoon Wedding. We are very open, fairly liberal, loud people. – Mira Nair

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Those that marry for money sell their liberty. – Proverb

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There are old heads in the world who cannot help me by their example or advice to live worthily and satisfactorily to myself but I believe that it is in my power to elevate myself this very hour above the common level of my life. – Henry David Thoreau

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