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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet. – Sherri Shepherd

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All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. – Liz Smith

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Ive always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. – Kim Kardashian

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Ill get pretty much everything the way I want it. Ive always dreamed of a beach wedding. – Nicole Appleton

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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You cant test courage cautiously. – Annie Dillard

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It is not the facts which guide the conduct of men, but their opinions about facts; which may be entirely wrong. We can only make them right by discussion – Norman Angell

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A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart. – Attributed to Heather Pryor

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