Groucho Marx's Quote - I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Grouch

Quote by Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Grouch

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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I remember when I was in school, they would ask, What are you going to be when you grow up? and then youd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride. – Gwen Stefani

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Im one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid. – Piper Laurie

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My family is almost exactly like the one in Monsoon Wedding. We are very open, fairly liberal, loud people. – Mira Nair

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