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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally go

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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