The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy