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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally go

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Baby or Adoption
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Phyllis Diller
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
Home
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Phyllis Diller
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