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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally go

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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You know, Ive always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. – Fiona Apple

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I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. – Ian Mcewan

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I see music as fluid architecture. – Joni Mitchell

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Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ. – John Clayton

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No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. – Voltaire

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If you make every game a life and death proposition, youre going to have problems. For one thing, youll be dead a lot. – Dean Smith

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