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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally go

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Baby or Adoption
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If its a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. – Neil Gaiman

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funny

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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funny

Its funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it: Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? – Eddie Van Halen

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funny

Random Quotes

I dont know how to drive a car. – Javier Bardem

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car

Black people dont have an accurate idea of their history, which has been either suppressed or distorted. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Category:
History

I mean, dont forget the earths about five thousand million years old, at least. Who can afford to live in the past? – Harold Pinter

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movingon

They put me in a harness, like a horse, to learn the back somersault. It was weird up there when I put on that harness for the first time. The courage came with practice. – Donald OConnor

Category:
Courage