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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally go

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Funny People is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though its a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didnt feel like I was playing myself. Whether its a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. – Jonah Hill

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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