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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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