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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally go

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P. J. ORourke

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Im never afraid to try something if I think its funny. And I know Ill regret it if I dont. – Seann William Scott

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There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so Ill be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be comedies and not female or male, and everyone gets an equal opportunity. – Kristen Wiig

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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We can chart our future clearly and wisely only when we know the path which has led to the present. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free individual is responsible to himself. – Henry Adams

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I myself spent hours at the Columbia library as intimidated and embarassed as a famished gourmet invited to a dream restaurant where every dish from all the worlds cuisines, past and present, was available on request. – Luigi Barzini

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