Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller