Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller