Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller