Quote by Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your bea

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age. – James Joyce

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I envy the sensibility in Europe, appreciating beauty in women as they age. Im going to go that way. I might dye my gray hair for a bit, but beyond that the buck stops. Im not having any work done. – Rachel Bilson

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