Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller