Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller