Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller