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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your bea

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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I want to be age appropriate. I dont want to be that girl you see walking away and she looks 25 and then she turns around and she looks 90. – Stevie Nicks

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I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if ones tongue dont move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule. – Horace Walpole

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The hallmark of our age is the tension between aspirations and sluggish institutions. – John W. Gardner

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A woman my age is not supposed to be attractive or sexually appealing. I just get kinda tired of that. – Kathleen Turner

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