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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your bea

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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