Quote by Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane

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Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. – Charles M. Schulz

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I exercise at home – light cardio and yoga. – Danica McKellar

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Its easy to underestimate the real cost of home ownership. – Suze Orman

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I began revolution with 82 men. If I had to do it again, I do it with 10 or 15 and absolute faith. It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and plan of action. – Fidel Castro

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