Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller