Quote by Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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The earth is my altar, the sky is my dome, mind is my garden, the heart is my home and Im always at home – yea, Im always at Om. – Eden Ahbez

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Think youre escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home. – James Joyce

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I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time. – Stephen King

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The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. – Confucius

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