Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller