Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller