Quote by Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Heres how I think of my money – as soldiers – I send them out to war everyday. I want them to take prisoners and come home, so theres more of them. – Kevin OLeary

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I am not quite sure where home is right now. I do have places in London and Milan, and a house in Spain. I guess I would say home is where my mother is, and she lives in Spain. – Sarah Brightman

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You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like a new night. – Gabrielle Union

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I got a scholarship to Seattle University and I was writing arrangements for singers and everybody. But the music course was too dry and I really wanted to get away from home. – Quincy Jones

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