Quote by Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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funny
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home

A girls got to do what shes got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning til the cows come home, then so be it. – Cat Deeley

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Home

I really dont like to do back-to-back movies. I concentrate on things at home. My family and school life are important to me. I try to do one movie a year. – Anna Chlumsky

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Home

Ive always looked for the perfect life to step into. Ive taken all the paths to get where I wanted.But no matter where I go, I still come home me. – Layne Staley

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Home

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I interviewed survivors, I went to Poland, saw the cities and spent time with the people and spoke to the Jews who had come back to Poland after the war and talked about why they had come back. – Steven Spielberg

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Work, apart from devotion or love of God, is helpless and cannot stand alone. – Ramakrishna

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alone

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. – Charles de Gaulle

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Nothing is as easy to make as a promise this winter to do something next summer; this is how commencement speakers are caught. – Sydney J. Harris

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Promises