Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller