Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller