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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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