Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone Category: funny
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante Category: funny
I love music and musicians. And seeing great artists dropped from labels was really frustrating and sad to me. – Rosanna Arquette Category: sad
What saddens me is the corruption of youth and beauty, and the loss of soul, which is only replaced by money. – Lisa Bonet Category: Beauty
Never saw off the branch you are on, unless you are being hanged from it. – Stanislaw Lec Category: Wise Words
Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy of suppression; if you hold down one thing, you hold down the adjoining. – Saul Bellow Category: Oppression
