My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante Category: funny
Its funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasnt happened anymore. – George Saunders Category: funny
Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone Category: funny
In reading, a lonely quiet concert is given to our minds; all our mental faculties will be present in this symphonic exaltation. – Stéphane Mallarmé Category: Books
How easy it is to be “deep”: all you have to do is let yourself sink into your own flaws. – E.M. Cioran Category: Self
Since there will be no one left to talk peace after the next war, it makes good sense to break with tradition and hold the peace conference first. – William Glasser Category: Peace
Ask a heckler to identify himself and his company. They usually prefer to be anonymous. – Judy Moreo Category: Presentation
