If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. – Logan P. Smith
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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.
Everyone comes up to me saying, Cooee, Julie! Hello! as if I know them. Of course I dont bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, Ooh, love, go easy. For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes. – Julie Walters
Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe
I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. Thats the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed. – T-Bone Burnett
