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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Camping
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Other Quotes from
Computers
category

Unix never says “please.” – Rob Pike

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Computers

Im projecting somewhere between 100 million and 200 million computers on the Net by the end of December 2000, and about 300 million users by that same time. – Vinton Cerf

Category:
Computers

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Category:
Computers

Kids today are smarter than we ever were. And theyve got computers, too, which is awesome. Theyre scary to me. – David Arquette

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Computers

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But the important thing about learning to wait, I feel sure, is to know what you are waiting for. – Anna Neagle

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Learning

There is only one way left to escape the alienation of present day society: to retreat ahead of it. – Roland Barthes

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Society

The ideal committee is one with me as the chairman, and two other members in bed with the flu. – Lord Milverton

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Committee