Quote by Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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There were no PCs when I started programming on computers. – Dave Winer

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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window. – Anon.

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Equipped with cell phones, beepers, and handheld computers, the conspicuously industrious blur the line between home and office by working anytime, anywhere. – Jo Ann Davis

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Computers

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

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