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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Were getting so pulled in by computers and technology, and our kids have their face in the computers all day. The human relationship is being diminished by this. – Lenny Kravitz

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Computers

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains. – Jeff Hawkins

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Computers

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s. – Clifford Stoll

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Computers

Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs. – Seth Lloyd

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