Quote by Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

Category:
Technology
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

Category:
Fishing
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Other Quotes from
Computers
category

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask – when will we get a road to our village. – Thabo Mbeki

Category:
Computers

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020. – Ray Kurzweil

Category:
Computers

Whos General Failure and whys he reading my disk? – Anon.

Category:
Computers

The internet is not for sissies. – Paul Vixie

Category:
Computers

Random Quotes

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

Category:
sad

Workers at home who have aching backs and but one writing desk, and that a low one, will find great relief from writing in a standing position (if a recess is out the question), if only for fifteen minutes. My standing desk is a broad mantel shelf. – B.G.A., “Helpful Hints and Suggestions,” in The Writer, August 1887

Category:
Sitting

I do love to walk around in New York because people will notice me, smile, but they never bother anyone. New Yorkers are very cool. I love New York. – Creed Bratton

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cool

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. – Clare Boothe Luce

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Election Day