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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Other Quotes from
Computers
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I am a huge supporter for cash for caulkers – which allows people to make improvement for energy efficient in their homes. We should do the same for Americans purchasing appliances and computers and for that matter, new air-conditioner and heating units. – Harold Ford

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Computers

Ive never had Internet access. Actually, I have looked at things on other peoples computers as a bystander. A few times in my life Ive opened email accounts, twice actually, but its something I dont want in my life right now. – Jhumpa Lahiri

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Computers

Computers, like automobiles and airplanes, do only what people tell them to do. – Bill James

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Computers

One of the problems with computers, particularly for the older people, is they were befuddled by them, and the computers have gotten better. They have gotten easier to use. They have gotten less expensive. The software interfaces have made things a lot more accessible. – Steve Case

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Computers

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I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. Shes amazing. – Britney Spears

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Since every man who lives is born to die, and none can boast sincere felicity, with equal mind, what happens, let us bear, nor joy nor grieve too much for things beyond our care. – John Dryden

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Endurance

In the main it will be found that a power over a mans support (salary) is a power over his will. – Alexander Hamilton

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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. – Author Unknown

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