Quote by Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually Nothing youre screwed. – Bruce Schneier

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Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. – Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

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I realized that I loved using computers to create something, but being an architect just wasnt going to keep me interested. The idea of a life spent obsessing over bathroom details for an Upper East Side penthouse was pretty depressing. – Joseph Kosinski

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While the recent addition of the National Guard providing a support role manning computers and cameras has allowed more Border Patrol agents to work the field, more agents are still needed. – Timothy Murphy

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