Quote by Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Computers
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But computers have changed the world for everyone, so there will be some way of working it out. – Debbie Harry

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Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. Its made everyone overly opinionated. – Scott Weiland

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Computers

It was used for decades to describe talented computer enthusiasts, people whose skill at using computers to solve technical problems and puzzles was – and is – respected and admired by others possessing similar technical skills. – Kevin Mitnick

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We all grew up, our grandmothers and mothers had about three channels to watch, so we watched those soaps and now, a generation has grown up with the Internet and computers and video games. – Jack Wagner

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America cannot continue to lead the family of nations around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home. – Mitt Romney

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