I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry
Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry