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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. – Anon.

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As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications. – Dave Parnas

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Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020. – Ray Kurzweil

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Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software. – Greg Egan

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Wrong life cannot be lived rightly. – Theodor Adorno

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