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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. – Jean Rostand

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And my real enemy is not to hold the specimen sterile, but its the lighting. The light is our real enemy. So we have to work with very very poor lighting. But we can increase the light with computers. – Lennart Nilsson

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I just think people have a lot of fiction. But, you know, I mean, the real story of Facebook is just that weve worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is actually probably pretty boring, right? I mean, we just sat at our computers for six years and coded. – Mark Zuckerberg

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One of the most feared expressions in modern times is The computer is down. – Norman Ralph Augustine

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Once one has seen God, what is the remedy? – Sylvia Plath, “Mystic”

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I kinda see everyone as competition. Im a very competitive person. But I think thats good. Competition is great. And as long as its friendly and not a malicious thing, then I think its cool. – Janet Jackson

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