I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry