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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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I am of the very last generation who didnt have computers at school. As we grow old well become something of an aberration. – Steve Coogan

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So a more sensible thing it seemed to me was to go to Silicon Valley and be pushing on the technology companies to accelerate the use of audio and music in computers. – Thomas Dolby

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Computers

The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work. – Brian Eno

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Computers

In fact, technology has been the story of human progress from as long back as we know. In 100 years people will look back on now and say, That was the Internet Age. And computers will be seen as a mere ingredient to the Internet Age. – Reed Hastings

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Computers

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