I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry