Quote by Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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To me, there is something superbly symbolic in the fact that an astronaut, sent up as assistant to a series of computers, found that he worked more accurately and more intelligently than they. Inside the capsule, man is still in charge. – Adlai Stevenson

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Every ISP is being attacked, maliciously both from in the United States and outside of the United States, by those who want to invade peoples privacy. But more importantly they want to take control of computers, they want to hack them, they want to steal information. – Darrell Issa

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I am cursed with computers something always goes wrong. – Carla Bruni

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