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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)

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Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet

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Dave Barry

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting

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Dave Barry

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