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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul R. Ehrlich

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Computers

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing… you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesnt affect two-thirds of the people of the world. – Jimmy Carter

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Computers

Theres my education in computers, right there this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book. – Howard Aiken

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Computers

Well, the big products in electronics in the 50s were radio and television. The first big computers were just beginning to come in and represented the most logical market for us to work in. – Jack Kilby

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Computers

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Memory is the scribe of the soul. – Aristotle

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It was one of those great miracles of history that they managed to smuggle an Enigma machines out to Britain just before they were invaded by the Nazis. – Michael Apted

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Money just draws flies. – Mahalia Jackson

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