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Quote by Dave Barry
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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I am severely distracted these days. Its hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. – April Winchell

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There is nothing stable in the world uproars your only music. – John Keats

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Mike Patton is a genius… It is definitely the hardest music Ive ever played. – Dave Lombardo

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