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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Music
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The music industry can make you feel like a prostitute. – Jonathan Davis

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Music

The iPod completely changed the way people approach music. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Music

Im just lucky because my kids are grown-up – I love them, very proud of them, and we are in close contact as big-time friends, but they dont need me that much now and I can actually enjoy this wonderful world of music. – Robert Plant

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Music

Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you cant help but move to it. Thats what happens to me. I cant help it. – Elvis Presley

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Music

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Im very gregarious, but I love being in the hills on my own. – Norman MacCaig

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Nature

The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Friendship

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Mens bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind. – Malcolm De Chazal

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Animals

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. – Liz Phair

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Morning