Quote by Dave Barry
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Music
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Music is for every single person that walks the planet. – Robert Plant

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If the king loves music, there is little wrong in the land. – Mencius

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It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard Heartbreak Hotel I thought, this is it. – Paul McCartney

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I wish Frank Sinatra would just shut up and sing. – Lauren Bacall

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Envy assails the noblest: the winds howl around the highest peaks. – Ovid

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If the Lord says to give more than you think you are able to give, know that He will provide for you. Whether things are sailing smoothly or the bottom has dropped out, He is always trustworthy. You can count on Almighty God to keep His everlasting Word. – Charles Stanley

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True intelligence requires fabulous imagination. – Ian Mcewan

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The beginning of reform is not so much to equalize property as to train the noble sort of natures not to desire more, and to prevent the lower from getting more. – Aristotle

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