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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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Some of the greatest blues music is some of the darkest music youve ever heard. – Bruce Springsteen

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Music is love in search of a word. – Sidney Lanier

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My music appeals in America. There is less of the purist criticism I get here. And to be a hit in the U.S… what singer doesnt have that dream? – Katherine Jenkins

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Its been a transformative period and I really wanted to make music from what Ive experienced. – Adam Lambert

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Music is more emotional than prose, more revolutionary than poetry. Im not saying Ive got the answers, just a of questions that I dont hear other artists asking. – Malcolm Wilson

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