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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of perfect disorder. – John Ruskin

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