Quote by Dave Barry
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Music
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I like to make music, I like rap music. Even if Im white, I support that music. If I want to support it or any other white kid wants to support it more power to them. – Kid Rock

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Music

My music isnt anything but me. It has jazz in it, and rocknroll, and it has an urgency to it. – Neil Young

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Music

Mike Patton is a genius… It is definitely the hardest music Ive ever played. – Dave Lombardo

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Music

Music is my life, professionally, for nearly 60 years. To be recognized by the academy is still the highest honor. – Ray Charles

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Music

Random Quotes

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Yes is a far more potent word than no in American politics. By adopting the positions which animate the political agenda for the other side, one can disarm them and leave them sputtering with nothing to say. – Dick Morris

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Politics

I would hope everyone would be a feminist. – Mia Wasikowska

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Hope

The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all others, but the least practiced, is to study and learn how to know ourselves. This is the foundation of wisdom and the highway to whatever is good. – Pierre Charron

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Wisdom