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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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Dave Barry
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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I like music thats more offensive. I like it to sound like nails on a blackboard, get me wild. – Iggy Pop

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My father used to sing to me in my mothers womb. I think I can name about any tune in two beats. – Yancy Butler

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Please write music like Wagner, only louder. – Samuel Goldwyn

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Music never dies. Do we really need another Madonna tour? Does she have to compete with women performers 25 years her junior? – Camille Paglia

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I felt a tremendous sadness for men who cant deal with a woman of their own age. – Michael Caine

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