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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Dave Barry
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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Other Quotes from
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To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what its about, but the inner music that words make. – Truman Capote

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Music

Im a Cancerian, the typical crab with the tough outer shell and the soft bit in the middle. I dont think Ill ever come to terms with people being unnecessarily nasty, but I can take it if someone doesnt like my music – Im not everyones cup of tea. – Katherine Jenkins

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Music

Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die. – Paul Simon

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Music

Drums just always sounded like the most fun part of that good music for me. – Levon Helm

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Music

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You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. Im not worried if Im using four different cheeses and its high in fat. Its real food. Thats whats more important. – Tom Colicchio

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I am not the kind of girl who can trust a theory based on one person. – Brigitte Boisselier

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[E]very human life is a reflection of divinity, and… every act of injustice mars and defaces the image of God in man. – Martin Luther King,Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967

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Science makes no pretension to eternal truth or absolute truth. – E. T. Bell

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