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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts suc

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Humanity
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Dave Barry
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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Dave Barry
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Music
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This world is not a platform where you will hear Thalberg-piano-playing. It is a piano manufactory, where are dust and shavings and boards, and saws and files and rasps and sandpapers. The perfect instrument and the music will be hereafter. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Music

Rock n roll music is what gets me off. – Joan Jett

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Music

The William Penn Hotel in Pittsburgh… was the place where Champagne Music was born. – Lawrence Welk

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Music

Pop music will never be low brow. – Lady Gaga

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Music

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Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase. – Joseph Pilates

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If you cry “Forward,” you must make plain in what direction to go. – Anton Chekhov

Category:
Perspective

Nature, like man, sometimes weeps from gladness. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Nature

Assuredly, Loving Souls, you should go to God with all humility and respect, humbling yourselves in His presence, especially when you remember your past ingratitude and sins. – Alphonsus Liguori

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God