A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips
You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips