Logo
Quote by Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Category:
smile
Author
Emo Philips
Read Quote

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
Author
Emo Philips
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Computers
category

The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing. – Douglas Engelbart

Category:
Computers

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask – when will we get a road to our village. – Thabo Mbeki

Category:
Computers

I use computers for email, staying current with my own website as well as finding important information through other websites. I also use it for creating MP3 files of new music Im working on. – Clint Black

Category:
Computers

The Next Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. – Anon.

Category:
Computers

Random Quotes

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. – Jimmy Carter

Category:
Future

Famous people feel that they must perpetually be on the crest of the wave, not realising that it is against all the rules of life. You cant be on top all the time, it isnt natural. – Olivia De Havilland

Category:
famous

My husband. He keeps me grounded. If I were in the world on my own, it would all be much more seductive. But Im in a relationship that has nothing to do with the film world. – Emily Watson

Category:
relationship

God tolerates even our stammering, and pardons our ignorance whenever something inadvertently escapes us – as, indeed, without this mercy there would be no freedom to pray. – John Calvin

Category:
Freedom