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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Computers have become more friendly, understandable, and lots of years and thought have been put into developing software to convince people that they want and need a computer. – Roberta Williams

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