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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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Emo Philips
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Computers
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I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually Nothing youre screwed. – Bruce Schneier

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Computers

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago. – Robert Moog

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Computers

Thats the new way – with computers, computers, computers. Thats the way we can have the cell survive and get some new information in high resolution. We started about five years ago and, today, I think we have reached the target. – Lennart Nilsson

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Computers

Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that cant be good for you. – Prince

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Computers

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It is no use to grumble and complain Its just as cheap and easy to rejoice When God sorts out the weather and sends rain – Why, rains my choice. – James Whitcomb Riley

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. – Edsger Dijkstra

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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. Thats an education in itself. – Carol Burnett

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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him. – Romain Gary

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