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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going to be the stuff out there, but the stuff inside your head. Its going to be commercial and nasty at the same time. – J. G. Ballard

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But computers have changed the world for everyone, so there will be some way of working it out. – Debbie Harry

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The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired. – Major Owens

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Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. Its made everyone overly opinionated. – Scott Weiland

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I have always had good strength in my legs from working out with weights. I have also been riding a bike of some sort for most of my life and have good agility. – Mark-Paul Gosselaar

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Theres something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couples first meeting. – John Sandford

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Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire. – Charles Dickens

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