Emo Philips's Quote - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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The computer is a moron. – Peter Drucker

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Computers rather frighten me, because I never did learn to type, so the whole thing seems extraordinarily complicated to me. – Charles Keating

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And its here and its ready and we can really revolutionize the way we educate our children with tablet computers, and Im committed to doing whatever I can to speaking to whomever I can to send this signal – to pound this message home. Now is the time. – LeVar Burton

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Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? – Tracey Ullman

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