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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
Computers
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I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them. – Isaac Asimov

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Computers

From computers to information technology to airplanes, it has been Americas unique blend of republican government and free-market capitalism that has allowed us to surpass all other nations in history. – George Nethercutt

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Computers

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. – Daniel J. Boorstin

Category:
Computers

I actually use a computer a lot. I have three computers that I use on a regular basis – one is on my desk top in my Washington office, another is at home, and I have my laptop that I use when Im travelling. – Rick Boucher

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Computers

Random Quotes

You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world…. We are not a nation, so much as a world. – Herman Melville

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USA Patriotic

A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. – Edna Ferber

Category:
Women

Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. – William Shakespeare

Category:
Luck

Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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Family