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Quote by Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Computers
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What I try to do is factor in how people use computers, what peoples problems are, and how these technologies can get applied to those problems. Then I try to direct the various product groups to act on this information. – John Warnock

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Computers

Im too old-fashioned to use a computer. Im too old-fashioned to use a quill. – Christopher Plummer

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Computers

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. – Mitch Ratcliffe

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Computers

It was used for decades to describe talented computer enthusiasts, people whose skill at using computers to solve technical problems and puzzles was – and is – respected and admired by others possessing similar technical skills. – Kevin Mitnick

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Computers

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Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity. – Francis Bacon

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Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce

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