A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips
I just think people have a lot of fiction. But, you know, I mean, the real story of Facebook is just that weve worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is actually probably pretty boring, right? I mean, we just sat at our computers for six years and coded. – Mark Zuckerberg