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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Were going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact. – Steve Jobs

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Ive always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize. – Jeff Bezos

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If the machines can take the drudgery out of it and just leave us with the joy of drawing, then thats the best of both worlds – and Ill use those computers! – Don Bluth

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Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us. – Jef Raskin

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