Quote by Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte, Being Digital, 1995

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Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn to read first. They should sit around the dinner table and hear what their parents have to say and think. – Dixie Carter

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Shareware tends to combine the worst of commercial software with the worst of free software. – Linus Torvalds

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Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. Its made everyone overly opinionated. – Scott Weiland

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