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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Im too old-fashioned to use a computer. Im too old-fashioned to use a quill. – Christopher Plummer

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If net neutrality goes away, it will fundamentally change everything about the Internet. – James Hilton

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If the machines can take the drudgery out of it and just leave us with the joy of drawing, then thats the best of both worlds – and Ill use those computers! – Don Bluth

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At the present time there exist problems beyond our ability to solve, not because of theoretical difficulties, but because of insufficient means of mechanical computation. – Howard Aiken

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