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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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Computers
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Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask – when will we get a road to our village. – Thabo Mbeki

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The computer is a moron. – Peter Drucker

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My e-mail address is actually my wifes e-mail address. I actually hate computers. – Joe Sakic

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Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn. – Steve Jobs

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