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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ki

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Computers
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Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1. – Author Unknown

Category:
Computers

Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn to read first. They should sit around the dinner table and hear what their parents have to say and think. – Dixie Carter

Category:
Computers

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. – Daniel J. Boorstin

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Computers

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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Computers

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I do respect peoples faith, but I dont respect their manipulation of that faith in order to create fear and control. – Javier Bardem

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Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation. – Samuel Richardson

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Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. – Scottish Proverb

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The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it. – James Bryce

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Books