The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets Category: Alcohol
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Sometimes a man is intensely, even passionately, attached to suffering — that is a fact. – Fyodor Dostoevsky Category: Adversity
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. – Author Unknown Category: Boss Day
We dont come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. – Prince Philip Category: Health
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldnt bother fighting it. – Craig Bruce Category: Hope
