Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935 Category: Alcohol
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown Category: Alcohol
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Listen, in England people are already writing their memoirs at the age of 23. – Rupert Everett Category: Age
People who are in power make their arrangements in secret, largely as a way of maintaining and furthering that power. – Don DeLillo Category: power
