Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown Category: Alcohol
What I do now is all my dads fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason. – Rod Stewart Category: dad
Im 31 now. I think Im beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. – Adam Sandler Category: dating
Without international participation, jobs and emissions will simply shift overseas to countries that require few, if any, environmental protections, harming the global environment as well as the U.S. economy. – Fred Upton Category: environmental
