Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown Category: Alcohol
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown Category: Alcohol
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I dont know why. Theyre hilarious. – Amy Lee Category: Food
There are some mortals who are never happy save when they have some hurt feelings to enjoy. – Author unknown, from Dallas-Galveston News, c.1894 Category: Curmudgeonesque
Whoever said money cant buy happiness simply didnt know where to go shopping. – Bo Derek Category: Happiness