Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry