Quote by Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. - Dav

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
Homecoming
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There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. – Edwin Denby

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Homecoming

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect! – Owens Lee Pomeroy

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Homecoming

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. – Vicki Baum

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Homecoming

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming

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If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. – Calvin Coolidge

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Presidents Day

What a person believes is not as important as how a person believes. – Timothy Virkkala

Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do. – Michel de Montaigne

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Business

In athletics theres always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like youre not cheating. I think thats just a quirk of human nature. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Nature