Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry