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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. - Dav

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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Dave Barry
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Dave Barry
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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Other Quotes from
Homecoming
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Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect! – Owens Lee Pomeroy

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Homecoming

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming

What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? – Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times

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Homecoming

I learned three important things in college — to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes. – Agnes DeMille, Dance to the Piper, 1952

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Homecoming

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Poetry: the best words in the best order. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Poetry

Sermons remain one of the last forms of public discourse where it is culturally forbidden to talk back. – Harvey Cox

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Evangelism

The torments of martyrdom are probably most keenly felt by the bystanders. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Martyr, Martyrdom

There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labor. Ecclesiastes 2:24 – Bible

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Enjoyment