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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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