The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
I was on the point of cutting the cord that suspended me between heaven and earth… and measured with my eye the vast space that separated me from the rest of the human race… I felt myself precipitated with a velocity that was checked by the sudden unfolding of my parachute. – André-Jacques Garnerin, 1797