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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming means more than winning a competition or a sporting event. It provides an opportunity for every component of the university to come together to celebrate as a whole. – Author Unknown

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There is only one way to cheer — hard! – Author Unknown

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If you’re not in the parade, you watch the parade. That’s life. – Mike Ditka

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When it comes to anything that’s social, whether it’s your family, your school, your community, your business or your country, winning is a team sport. – Bill Clinton

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