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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming unites the past and the present. – Author Unknown

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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

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Homecoming means parades, football and reuniting with old friends. And as I recall from my youth, a little beer. – J.Wilson

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Sports is human life in microcosm. – Howard Cosell

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