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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Homecoming means more than winning a competition or a sporting event. It provides an opportunity for every component of the university to come together to celebrate as a whole. – Author Unknown

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Homecoming

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson

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Homecoming

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. – Japanese Proverb

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Homecoming

There is only one way to cheer — hard! – Author Unknown

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Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort. – Helen Gurley Brown

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We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves. – Marilyn Manson

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The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies is to do each daily task the best we can. – William Feather

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The best thing about giving of ourselves is that what we get is always better than what we give. The reaction is greater than the action. – Orison Swett Marden

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