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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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