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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming means more than winning a competition or a sporting event. It provides an opportunity for every component of the university to come together to celebrate as a whole. – Author Unknown

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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men. – Herman Melville

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There is only one way to cheer — hard! – Author Unknown

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Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume. – Jean de Boufflers

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