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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers

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If you’re not in the parade, you watch the parade. That’s life. – Mike Ditka

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