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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them wou

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
Baby or Adoption
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Phyllis Diller
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
Home
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Phyllis Diller
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Other Quotes from
Homecoming
category

Homecoming means football, floats, and fun. – Author Unknown

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Homecoming

Football is not a contact sport. It’s a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport. – Duffy Daugherty

Category:
Homecoming

You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it’s all right. – Maya Angelou

Category:
Homecoming

There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. – Edwin Denby

Category:
Homecoming

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To ride a horse is to ride the sky. – Author Unknown

Category:
Horses

Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context — a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan. – Eliel Saarinen

Category:
design

The trick is growing up without growing old. – Casey Stengel

Category:
Age

There are worlds of experience beyond the world of the aggressive man, beyond history, and beyond science. The moods and qualities of nature and the revelations of great art are equally difficult to define we can grasp them only in the depths of our perceptive spirit. – Ansel Adams

Category:
Art