The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller