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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example,

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

Category:
Men
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Dave Barry
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Category:
Coffee (or Tea)
Author
Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Category:
car
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Fear
category

Luck is everything… My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. Im fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldnt make a good suspense film. – Alfred Hitchcock

Category:
Fear

He whose head is in heaven need not fear to put his feet into the grave. – Matthew Henry

Category:
Fear

Sides are being divided now. Its very obvious. So if youre on the other side of the fence, youre suddenly anti-American. Its breeding fear of being on the wrong side. – Sam Shepard

Category:
Fear

Fear is the needle that pierces us that it may carry a thread to bind us to heaven. – James Hastings

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Fear

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Working hard is great, being lazy sometimes is great, but failed potential is the worst. – Campbell Scott

Category:
great

We had no revolutions to fear, nor fatigues to undergo; all our adventures were by the fireside, and all our migrations from the blue bed to the brown. – Oliver Goldsmith

Category:
Retirement

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. – Martin Luther

Category:
Music

I dont think its true that blondes have more fun… Trust me, it is not true! – Mila Kunis

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Trust