As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry