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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example,

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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To have a great man for a friend seems pleasant to those who have never tried it those who have, fear it. – Horace

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My whole life Ive had the fear that I was going to be abandoned. – Halle Berry

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There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. – Conan OBrien

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Come to the edge, He said. They said, We are afraid. Come to the edge, He said. They came. He pushed them… and they flew. – Guillaume Apollinaire

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My faith is the grand drama of my life. Im a believer, so I sing words of God to those who have no faith. – Olivier Messiaen

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Most womens magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers. – Gloria Steinem

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The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When chill Novembers surly blast make fields and forest bare. – Robert Burns

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