As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry