As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry