As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry