As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry