Dave Barry's Quote - As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example,

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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