Quote by Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example,

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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Fear
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When even one American – who has done nothing wrong – is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth – then all Americans are in peril. – Harry S. Truman

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I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve. – Isoroku Yamamoto

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Show me a guy whos afraid to look bad, and Ill show you a guy you can beat every time. – Lou Brock

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I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master. – Thomas Jefferson

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Fear

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It is not the quantity but the quality of knowledge which determines the minds dignity. – William Ellery Channing

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Have you ever wondered why young people take to music like fish to water? Maybe its because music is fun. Plan and simple. It opens up their minds to dream great dreams about where they can go and what they can do when they get older. – Isaac Hayes

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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because youre on the front lines. – Carl Hiaasen

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Lyrically I like to use themes that make the listener use his or her imagination, and to give a little of the lessons Ive learned in my own life. – Ronnie James Dio

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