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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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