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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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For some reason, people find me funny. Its quite hard to define why a thought is funny. Its even harder to define why a person would be funny. Its a word that I cant define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. – Wallace Shawn

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I have funny bones. If theres ever any kind of tension, Ill always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. – Matt LeBlanc

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I mean its funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but its not competitive like an election, its the Olympics, its not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. – Eddie Van Halen

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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