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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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