I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers
Well I do think, when there are more women, that the tone of the conversation changes, and also the goals of the conversation change. But it doesnt mean that the whole world would be a lot better if it were totally run by women. If you think that, youve forgotten high school. – Madeleine Albright