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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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