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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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I do find comedy difficult. I dont know why. Maybe I think about it too much. Theres a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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