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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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God
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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world – and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls Id like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot. – Justin Bieber

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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funny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny

In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

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The fact of the matter is that when there are feelings involved and you like someone, it doesnt matter if youre an actor, a teacher, a doctor, a lawyer, a receptionist – you cant really help it when you have feelings for someone. – Jessica Szohr

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My mother was an English teacher who decided to become a math teacher, and she used me as a guinea pig at home. My father had been a math teacher and then went to work at a steel mill because, frankly, he could make more money doing that. – Freeman A. Hrabowski III

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I look into the faces of people struggling with their own lives, and I do not see strangers. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Only useless things are indispensable. – Francis Picabia

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