Joan Rivers's Quote - I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

Quote by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

Category:

Author

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

Category:

Author

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Category:

Author

Other Quotes from

funny

category

A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

Category:

And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. – Drew Brees

Category:

People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. Youre laughing one minute and youre crying the next and thats just life for me, and that is what people are like. – Sally Hawkins

Category:

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. – Leonardo DiCaprio

Category:

Random Quotes

I probably spent the first 20 years of my life wanting to be as American as possible. Through my 20s, and into my 30s, I began to become aware of how so much of my art and architecture has a decidedly Eastern character. – Maya Lin

Category:

I text a lot people, because its how I stay connected with all my family and friends when Im on set and traveling. – Ashley Tisdale

Category:

Team GBs success at the Beijing Olympics can, in part, be said to have been made in Manchester. For example, all the cycling medal winners trained at Manchesters velodrome, the National Cycling Centre. – Lucy Powell

Category:

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. – Henrik Ibsen

Category: