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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six mon

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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I dont write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. – Jennifer Weiner

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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And theres a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because its not CG, theres something funny about it. – Matt Stone

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Everybody always wants to rebel against their parents music, but nobody listened to music louder than my dad. – Dan Auerbach

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There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which follows a supine submission to wrong and injustice and the consequent loss of national self-respect and honor, beneath which are shielded and defended a peoples safety and greatness. – Grover Cleveland

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The abuse of faith has to be resisted precisely. – Joseph Ratzinger

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My name became known because I was, one might say accidentally the target of state repression and because so many people throughout the country and other parts of the world organized around the demand for my freedom. – Angela Davis

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