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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Theories are private property, but truth is common stock. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Property has its duties as well as its rights. – Thomas Drummond

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The dichotomy between personal liberties and property rights is a false one. Property does not have rights. People have rights. – Potter Stewart

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An argument fatal to the communist theory, is suggested by the fact, that a desire for property is one of the elements of our nature. – Herbert Spencer

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A gentleman is any man who wouldnt hit a woman with his hat on. – Fred A. Allen

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