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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Yeah, I read history. But it doesnt make you nice. Hitler read history, too. – Joan Rivers

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No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property. – Charles Dudley Warner

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Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. – Collis P. Huntingdon

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Few rich men own their property; the property owns them. – Robert Ingersoll, speech, New York, 29 October 1896

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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists when you can ignore them like wise men? – Natalie Clifford Barney

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