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Quote by Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. – John Locke

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Individual possession is the great entering wedge, which has split society into eight hundred million fragments…. It virtually, practically, and theoretically denies the brotherhood of man. – Hiram Stafford, The Liberator, 8 September 1844

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The dichotomy between personal liberties and property rights is a false one. Property does not have rights. People have rights. – Potter Stewart

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If I am what I have and if I lose what I have who then am I? – Erich Fromm

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