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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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Possession, it is true, crowns exertion with rest; but it is only in the illusions of fancy that it has power to charm us. – Karl Wilhelm Von Humboldt

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It is preoccupation with possession, more than anything else, that prevents men from living freely and nobly. – Bertrand Russell, Principles of Social Reconstruction, 1917

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Men would live exceedingly quiet if these two words, mine and thine were taken away. – Anaxagoras

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Private property was the original source of freedom. It still is its main bulwark. – Walter Lippmann

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