Quote by Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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So long as the great majority of men are not deprived of either property or honor, they are satisfied. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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As long as our civilization is essentially one of property, of fences, of exclusiveness, it will be mocked by delusions. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It is the lash of hunger which compels the poor man to submit. In order to live he must sell – “voluntarilysellhimself every day and hour to the “beast of property.” – Johann Most, The Beast of Property

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Few rich men own their property; the property owns them. – Robert Ingersoll, speech, New York, 29 October 1896

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