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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place. – Frederic Bastiat

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I am what is mine. Personality is the original personal property. – Norman Brown

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We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all – friends? – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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No man acquires property without acquiring with it a little arithmetic also. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy these years to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements, “Playing the Right Cards For a Long Retirement,” The Wall Str

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Ah, September! You are the doorway to the season that awakens my soul… but I must confess that I love you only because you are a prelude to my beloved October. – Peggy Toney Horton

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