I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers
I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers
Yeah, I read history. But it doesnt make you nice. Hitler read history, too. – Joan Rivers