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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden n

I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? – Orlando Bloom

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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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funny

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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funny

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book thats funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So theres all kinds of advantages to it. – Al Franken

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funny

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Try to make at least one person happy every day. If you cannot do a kind deed, speak a kind word. If you cannot speak a kind word, think a kind thought. Count up, if you can, the treasure of happiness that you would dispense in a week, in a year, in a lifetime! – Lawrence G. Lovasik

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Happiness

My imagination completely controls me, and forever feeds the fire that burns with dark red light in my heart by bringing me the best dreams. Ive always had a wild imagination, a big heart and a tortured soul so I feel that dark fantasy, love and horror are in my blood. – Kim Elizabeth

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There are no dreams too large, no innovation unimaginable and no frontiers beyond our reach. – John S. Herrington

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Dreams

Each person designs his own life, freedom gives him the power to carry out his own designs, and power gives the freedom to interfere with the designs of others. – Eric Berne

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Choice