Quote by Paula Poundstone
I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden n

I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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funny
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For some reason and I dont know why, but I dont think that Im funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. – Kevin James

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funny

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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funny

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense. And I find that thats just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody elses feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres

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funny

We live in a funny time. If you dont go corporate, you cant compete. Youre relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. – Ethan Hawke

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funny

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Im taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. Its very collaborative, arty, fun and cool. – Margaret Cho

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Hope rises like a phoenix from the ashes of shattered dreams. – S.A. Sachs

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Hope

You can heal your body with food. – Stacy Keibler

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In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies. – Winston Churchill

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