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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden n

I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures – thats whats funny. – Mayim Bialik

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funny

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world – and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls Id like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot. – Justin Bieber

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funny

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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funny

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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funny

Random Quotes

I always had a really natural faith as a kid. Where I knew God existed and it felt very free and pretty wild and natural, and it wasnt religious. – Bear Grylls

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Faith

I approve designs not because I think I am more gifted or somebody who can see ahead three or four years from now, but just to make sure that the design is a logical, rational decision, taken after analyzing pros and cons. – Carlos Ghosn

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design

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me Chick because I looked like Tweety Bird. – Nicky Hilton

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funny

The road to the future leads us smack into the wall. We simply ricochet off the alternatives that destiny offers. Our survival is no more than a question of 25, 50 or perhaps 100 years. – Jacques Yves Cousteau

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Future