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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden n

I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr

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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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Its funny, because I sometimes feel that Im most creative when Im pregnant. – Georgina Chapman

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Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes. – Harlan Mills

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I can get myself awfully worked up, just as a fine sentence or paragraph can send me into shivery rapture. – Steve Almond, “Night of the Living Freak,” Candyfreak: A Journey through the Cho

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I have a fantastic relationship with money. I use it to buy my freedom. – Gianni Versace

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Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship and pass the rosy wine. – Charles Dickens

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