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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden n

I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Paula Poundstone
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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Its funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they cant afford the music. – Tom Petty

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funny

Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it doesnt go well. Either theyre a bad sport or Im not as funny as I could be. – Jeff Ross

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its funny because its funny. – David Spade

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Your body is a beautiful manifestation powered by spirit. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife

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The human body is the only machine for which there are no spare parts. – Hermann M. Biggs

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My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesnt worry about being cool. – Selena Gomez

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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

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