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Quote by Elayne Boosler
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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car
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that. – Rachel Roy

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funny

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. – Jean Baudrillard

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funny

I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde

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funny

A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know. – Laurence J. Peter

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funny

Random Quotes

I think people are by-and-large happy with the providers that they have got now. They treasure that doctor-patient relationship. – Bob McDonnell

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relationship

I came to parenting the way most of us do – knowing nothing and trying to learn everything. – Mayim Bialik

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parenting

Young love is a flame very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Love

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs