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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla

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When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me Chick because I looked like Tweety Bird. – Nicky Hilton

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funny

For years, its driven me crazy that women dont have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt… misogynist streak is too strong a term – but a dismissiveness. – Paul Feig

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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I dont think feminism, as I understand the definition, implies the rejection of maternal values, nurturing children, caring about the men in your life. That is just nonsense to me. – Hillary Clinton

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