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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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car
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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With improv, its a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. – Kristen Wiig

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funny

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. – Nate Silver

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funny

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, its kind of a lifestyle and its easy to get caught up in it – you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyones doing a certain thing… Its tough. – Eminem

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Its sort of an action flick. You cant be that funny trying to steal diamonds. – Anthony Anderson

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funny

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You cannot go ahead while you are getting even. – Dick Armey

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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasnt the greatest looking guy in the world. – Artie Lange

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funny

Being around some of the bright lights of the technology world and having them expect great things helps you sit down and do it seriously. – Aaron Swartz

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Dont fear anything for your letters, they are burnt one by one and I hope you do the same with mine. – Camille Claudel

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Fear