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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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