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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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The word Spanx was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. – Sara Blakely

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funny

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

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funny

It is funny what a year can do. – Victor Cruz

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funny

Its funny because I think a lot of it is simply… Weve never considered ourselves satirists, but because were on Comedy Central and because were South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. – Trey Parker

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funny

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Some Marines made fun of the fact that I had done plays and studied poetry, but then I won the award for physical training. – David Hunt

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One is to ensure that the war fighters and the intelligence analysts get the information that they need when they need it, in a format thats useful to them. – Stephen Cambone

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