Logo
Quote by Elayne Boosler
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
Men
Author
Elayne Boosler
Read Quote

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
funny
Author
Elayne Boosler
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Category:
funny

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

Category:
funny

I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny. – Zach Galifianakis

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I found out some really cool ways to swing around the Winchester. – Shane West

Category:
cool

I must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis. – Star Trek, Mr. Spock

Category:
Diplomacy

We are the products of editing, rather than authorship. – George Wald, “The Origin of Optical Activity,” Annals of the New York Academy of

Category:
Self-Discovery

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. – Marlene Dietrich

Category:
Men