I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen