I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen