I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
The unicorn stands alone, still as frost. It keeps watch down the corridors of time. The past and the future meet in the presence of the unicorn; the darkness and light become one. Patient as a candle flame, inviolate, here is our guardian, keeper of the silent unknown. – Josephine Bradley, c.1980