I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen