I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
I tell again the oldest and the newest story of all the world, — the story of Invincible Love! This tale divine — ancient as the beginning of things, fresh and young as the passing hour — has forms and names various as humanity. – Amelia E. Huddleston Barr, A Rose of a Hundred Leaves: A Love Story, 1891